PyroSam
London, United Kingdom
Today, my boyfriend sent Christmas Carollers to my house to tell me he was breaking up with me. FML
PyroSam tells us more.
PyroSam 21
Here's the full story (just saying this is my first FML that has been published. Yay!). First off, we'd had a fight and he'd stormed out of the house. I believe he went out with his friends and got drunk out of his mind, which is probably where the midnight Christmas breakup idea came from. The carollers were surprisingly supportive, and I didn't even have to tip them. The next morning I received a grovelling voice message, which I subsequently ignored. I think I'm done with that relationship now, but hats off to his originality.
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paigexox0 37
He gets points for creativity.
thevelociraptor 31
Ouch, I'm sorry Op. That's really heartless. In my opinion, if he didn't even have the balls to tell you in person he wasn't 'the one' anyways.
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itwontvalidate 18
not the worst way
cmac86 24
Tis the season.
cmac86 24
I'm actually curious how the words went.
mikethekid 9
At least he didn't send a Jehovah's Witness to your door....they never leave
sassy2085 16
Dashing through the snow On a one horse open sleigh We are sorry to say Your boyfriend is breaking up with You today
redneck66 11
haha thats a way to do it...sorry OP
chibiachika 13
'tis the season to be lonely, fa la la la la la la la la I am breaking up with you pa rum pum pum pum Noel, noel, noel, noel, gone is the moment of our love Seriously that sucks though. He's not worth it if he's too cowardly to do it himself
ThePols 11
I think this is the sweetest thing I've ever heard.
drkprincesslaura 11
Are you ******* high?
DestinyRose7 7
Alright I'm sorry but that's just hilarious!!
danimal_crackerz 26
At least.... He has a sense of humor? Sorry op, plenty of fish in the sea. He just didn't have to the balls to say it himself