PyroSam
London, United Kingdom
Today, my boyfriend sent Christmas Carollers to my house to tell me he was breaking up with me. FML
PyroSam tells us more.
PyroSam 21
Here's the full story (just saying this is my first FML that has been published. Yay!). First off, we'd had a fight and he'd stormed out of the house. I believe he went out with his friends and got drunk out of his mind, which is probably where the midnight Christmas breakup idea came from. The carollers were surprisingly supportive, and I didn't even have to tip them. The next morning I received a grovelling voice message, which I subsequently ignored. I think I'm done with that relationship now, but hats off to his originality.
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paigexox0 37
He gets points for creativity.
thevelociraptor 31
Ouch, I'm sorry Op. That's really heartless. In my opinion, if he didn't even have the balls to tell you in person he wasn't 'the one' anyways.
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Comments (87)
Plastic_Stitchez 25
Shitty deal man hugs try to not let that ruin your holidays
False_Stupidity 42
Punctuation is really important, otherwise what you wrote just doesn't make sense.
qdawg06 23
That's horrible. It's the holidays for God's sake.
SauceySarah 30
Not only did you get broken up with, but you also had to listen to those annoying carolers sing to you.
keiNan_fml 35
you should gift him some balls this Christmas as reply.
Brandi_Faith 34
I completely agree. She should get 2 balls (bouncy balls, dragon balls, whatever) put them in a box with a note saying, "Bought you some balls for Christmas seeing as you lack your own. Your next girlfriend will appreciate you using them to break up with her in person. Jackass" and then drop them off in his mailbox.
keiNan_fml 35
agreed.
PyroSam 21
I'm actually considering this...
littleteapot 21
Or the the balls people hang on the back of their trucks!
eatsteak 20
Your life may suck, but at least he was orignal in his method of breaking up with you.
PyroSam 21
Here's the full story (just saying this is my first FML that has been published. Yay!). First off, we'd had a fight and he'd stormed out of the house. I believe he went out with his friends and got drunk out of his mind, which is probably where the midnight Christmas breakup idea came from. The carollers were surprisingly supportive, and I didn't even have to tip them. The next morning I received a grovelling voice message, which I subsequently ignored. I think I'm done with that relationship now, but hats off to his originality.
shay_serendipity 29
Pretty sure no one believes you're the OP, because if you were then it would say so beside your username...
Brandi_Faith 34
What did they sing? Kind of weird on the carollers part, who says yes to singing a breakup? Their point is to bring Christmas cheer not heartache and embarrassment.
NeatNit 33
#63 I was wondering the same thing. I think they might just be so desperate for money that they just agreed to anything...
alice_18 16
I wonder if they sang at all? The post says he sent them, not that they actually did it
PyroSam 21
No, they actually sang. It was truly abysmal. I believe he hired the cheap dodgy ones who were desperate for money. I still don't know how he even convinced them.
Mr23 9
Maybe it was a "soften the blow" kinda thing? This is the kinda thing that makes 110% sense when drunk. (Don't drink, kids!)
patwo8 14
That kinda messed up yet festive at the same time.
AU_Lovebird 17
Falalalala lalalala! Sorry hun that's such a horrible way to break up with someone!
kirby1964 20
Some guy do the "breakup" just before Christmas to avoid having to get a gift. I would except a new message just after the holiday.
itssoratchet 10
were they in tune?
PyroSam 21
God no, they were awful.
turtlefreak32 17
So he was too cheap to get semi decent ones...? Jerk