Today, my boyfriend proposed by painting his chest with "marry me?" and an arrow going down. The ring was attached to his penis with a string. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by tossing the ring at me and saying "Here, wear this." FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by handing me a ring and saying, "Let's get this dumb shit over and done with." FML
Today, I overheard my boyfriend of two years tell his friend he was going to "pop the question." Ecstatic, I wore my nicest dress and got my hair done for dinner. Near the end, he leant in romantically and asked if we could start doing anal. So much for marriage. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he's prepared to commit to marriage, but only if I buy my own ring and tell everyone he surprised me with it. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by sending me a Bumper Sticker on Facebook that said "Bitch, let's get married". FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me at the zoo. With a Ring Pop. He was serious. FML
Today, my boyfriend decided to use glow-in-the-dark body paint to make an arrow on his stomach pointing down. I guess he thought he'd "spice up" the way he always demands a blow job before sex. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. While getting down on one knee, he farted. FML
Today, my very cheap boyfriend of four years proposed. I was overwhelmed with emotion, since he bought such a huge, seemingly-diamond ring. I was later overwhelmed with emotion when my finger turned green. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me to marry him by handing me a ring and telling me, "Okay we're engaged now." I should have seen it coming when we started dating, I went to his house one night and as I was leaving he said, "Okay you're my girlfriend now." FML
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zoPwNAgEzo 21
what happened to no strings attached?
meggieh815 0
so.. what did you say??
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Comments (324)
melifebelike 0
how is this an FML?
helen29 4
i hope u said no!!!
babybrunette128 8
Geeze that would be a great story to tell the kids! " mommy, how did daddy propose to you??" ...."well ...." And tada.
missamandaxx10 0
That's amazing!! Hopefully you said yes!
Ikdiy2009 0
I hope you said no lol
kellymichellen 0
Haha wow! When your family and friends ask you how he proposed, what the hell do you tell them?!
jennawill10 10
So when your future children ask how daddy asked you to marry him what are you gonna say? Haha I feel sorry for you!
LuckyTxMade 0
Haha nice!! =p
False_Stupidity 42
I just have to say this FML is going into my favorites 'cause it's actually a happy FML (now isn't that an oxymoron..lol) and because it has more replies from the OP than I've seen in any other FML.. It's good to see the OP participate in their own FML's discussion.. Your new fiancé gets bonus points for creativity and congratulations to you both (I wish I had thought of this when I proposed to my fiancée)
jonisprettycool 5
That'll be a nice story to tell to your grandchildren..