annababyyyy
Rockville, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend pretended to be reading braille while touching my chest acne. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
Today, I woke up next to my boyfriend. He gazed at me, stroked my cheek, and said, "Christ, you really need something for this acne." FML
amber
Saint Paul, United States
Today, my boyfriend gave me acne cream for my birthday. FML
Scabby
Manchester, United Kingdom
Today, I woke up to my boyfriend pulling off scabs and eating them. My scabs. FML
Qwerty
Australia
Today, I woke up to my boyfriend trying to pick my nose. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
A little higher, dude
Today, I was laying in bed with my boyfriend. He started caressing me, his eyes were closed, and he said, “I love touching your boobs.” Which was actually a roll of fat on my stomach. FML
tooembarrassed
Brisbane, Australia
Today, I was cuddling with the man I've been seeing, and he started caressing the mammoth of all pimples on my back. He continued fondling me while lecturing me on the dangers of skin cancer. FML
RazorBumps
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Bad women's anatomy
Today, my boyfriend asked me why I have "crotch acne". When I attempted to explain that I have razor bumps from shaving, he got mad and said I was lying and insecure about my obvious facial and bodily acne problem. FML
omgboobs
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend told me that when my nipples are hard, he thinks that they look like giant zits, and when he squeezes them, he imagines them popping pus. He then reached for my chest. FML
kjdhfakjs
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Woof woof
Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, he started pretending he was a dog. This included barking, licking my face, and scratching his ears. FML
again?
Olympia, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, while making love to my boyfriend, I noticed that instead of looking at me, he was admiring himself in the mirror. FML
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thesmeagol 22
Did it by chance say '**** off'?
spoo 24
Well, what did it say?
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Comments (65)
mrd1997 19
I feel your pain OP. Chest acne sucks, I too battle with it. It doesn't seem like your boyfriend minds you having it though. Seeming as he's comfortable enough to touch it, and joke around. I wouldn't worry about it to much :)
RA91 26
I'm sorry but this is funny!!!lmao!!!!
baxwar 15
Yeah I sprayed like at least 5 gallons on me but I used it for a hardcore allergic reaction
Classy_Sassy_15 15
I've had to use it before but not for acne....
wakksun 4
no boob jobs for you!
LondonderryAir 9
Hydrocortisone for your acne(if it bothers you) and cling film (saran wrap) across the door frames at head height for your bf (he'll look like a drug crazed ninja if he walks into it without seeing it)
scottyboy417 19
He could not touch you at all so be happy it doesn't bother him.
schhichick 14
um ewww
ikindalikeit 1
That's the story of your life...
jen1097 25
Nasty