Today, my boyfriend of nearly two years broke up with me because he's sick of me being annoyed at him. Why am I annoyed at him? Because he wants to go and spend a week with his ex. FML
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Today, my boyfriend broke up with me for asking to spend time with him after not seeing him very much in three months, because he doesn’t have time for me and is so stressed out he doesn’t have time for fun. Then he decided he should go to Mexico with the people he works and lives with so they could have fun together. FML
Today, my boyfriend took a day off from work because he felt "sick". I thought he might come see me since he hadn't come over in a while. Nope, he went to hang out with his ex instead. FML
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Keyman1212 14
Yeah, I'd be annoyed if I were you too.
mk58 31
Then kick his ass, instead of being annoyed with him. I would have dumped his ass if my boyfriend ever even thought of doing that.
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Comments (210)
DiamondPeach 0
on to the next one
not_funny_at_all 3
I think you are better off without him OP. You were right to be annoyed and he was a jerk to you. I am sure there's someone better out there for you:)
ceddyz17 10
damnnnn
Heather_x0x0 6
just break up with him! or, just go spend time with your ex for a week!
HaIlegra 2
After 2 years, they're probably long gone...
Heather_x0x0 6
well, you never know...plus I'm sure op has more than one ex...
angelpies 0
um... can you not read..? HE already broke up with her, why would she need to break up with him again?
Heather_x0x0 6
wow....how did I miss that??!?? LOL! okay should have!!! past tense lmao
Itssoxoxrash4_ 2
the question of him ever asking to be with his ex would never be an issue because as soon as it's brought up we would be done!
PurpleMonkeysFor 0
that could be considered kind of unfair, considering 3 of my ex's happen to be 3 of my 4 best friends... my girlfriend knows that when I'm hanging with my ex's we are just hanging. not banging. but I'm assuming from the fml he wasn't best friends with his ex, and was most likely going to meet with her for sex...
plataapusss 0
let him. then he'll miss u while u cheat on him ;)
ElmerSniffedGlu 0
now now no need to be a cheater!!
kristledaigle 0
technically they are broken up so no one is cheating on anyone.
Erindub 0
Oh, so now he gets what he wants without hearing you nag. You'd better not take him back
jenaandtyler4eva 0
I would have broken up right their cause he still got feelings for his ex
laurbear12 3
ew, it's 'there'... ughh people who can't spell are annoying!
ClingyOtter 4
Oh my God! He misspelled one word! It's the end of the world.
heathersmorin 0
Get the **** over it!!! Their their their their, their I said! Hm
TobyFunke 3
this isnt an FML! god girls are so whiny, "today my boyfriend was an asshole so I realized that he's clearly not worth being with and I know that now, hurray for single life and not being with a guy cheating on me with his ex" thats what you should have written, you drama queen
heathersmorin 0
Wow!! If he wants to go and do something like that, you are too good for him. Let him go. And while he's with her, you go out and find yourself a new man that wants to spends his weeks with you! Not their exs. It's niether a YDI or FML it probably is happening for a good reason. You don't need a scum bag like that.