Today, my boyfriend of a over a year broke up with me. It wouldn't have been so bad if I hadn't written him a long letter about how much I love him, and that I'm so glad we're together and so glad that he promised he would always be there. He'll be getting it in a few days. FML
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Today, my long-distance boyfriend broke up with me. Tomorrow he should be getting the super long love letter that I poured my heart into and sent him a week ago. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend whom I love dearly because he doesn't share his feelings and won't commit. Yesterday, he wrote me a long love letter telling me he wanted to marry me. One of my kids had shoved it under my printer and I didn't find it until after he had moved out. FML
Today, I was making out with my boyfriend. When we took a break and went downstairs, he checked the mail. He had received a letter from his ex-girlfriend, which he opened in front of me. He then began sobbing on my shoulder and broke up with me. He still had to drive me home. FML
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Maybe he will read the letter and change his mind.
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Comments (86)
dorkerosito 0
thats a prime example of jumping the gun.
MasterOfTheXP 2
YDI for using snail mail.
moonlight_daze 8
I know, right?
brunettesara5722 17
oh and there's nothing wrong with writing a hand-written letter it's actually cute and romantic and it shows the other person u really care bout them. I'd rather get a letter over an email. (:
_OHNOES 0
that's just not right...
underaegis 0
couse it's good, he'll feel like a bitch when he gets it (if you explain ahead of time)
kaijapapaya 0
Believe it or not, there are actually couples that do last forever. :P it sure may not seem that way with how casual the world makes love.
MC_Telepathy 0
please take dump on my chest
MizSammyBaybay12 0
writing love letters and mailing them is one of the most romantic things you can do. my boyfried and I live 20 minutes away from each other, and we see each other every day...but about once a month I receive a snail mail letter from him. it's like reading what he's saying and trying to imagine exactly how the words ended up on the page...like what he was doing or thinking about as he wrote.
gumzy 6
One word- E-mail? :)
xdanixx 0
Get to his letterbox before he does!