Today, my boyfriend of 5 years spent a whole hour making me promise that if he ever died, I would never try to find someone else. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend brought up the time he said he'd love me until the day he died. He continued by saying, "So, let's just pretend I died today." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I exchanged promise rings. I promised that I would stay committed to him and that he was the only one for me. He promised that he would stop seeing other woman behind my back. He wasn't kidding. FML
Today, my boyfriend of three years asked me if I ever wanted to get married. I said yes. He said, 'But what happens if you never find a guy who likes you that much?' FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he wants to marry me and be the father of my children. Five minutes later, he told me he wants to experience death. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years told his friend that he decided a long time ago that he would never be faithful to a woman. I was sitting next to him. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. He then told me that he will love me forever, wait for me and will follow me to the ends of the earth. Apparently, that means standing outside my door and calling my house phone every five minutes. It's been 3 hours straight now. FML
Today, my boyfriend thinks it’s going so well, we have marriage potential, so before we get any more serious he wanted a promise that I will never want children, and if I think there’s ever a chance I might, tell him soon because we’ll have to split up before we waste each other’s time. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend is only staying with me for the present I promised him for his birthday. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me during a funeral. FML
Today, as my boyfriend was trying to convince me that he was not having an affair with another woman named Julie, he looked me in the eye and exclaimed, "I would never cheat on you, I love you more than anything, Julie". FML
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DogmaT_fml 4
...like he would ever know.
hehe_oops 2
how nice of him :S atleast he didn't make you promise to commit suicide if he dies :D
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Comments (184)
goddamme 0
I think it's sweet. :x "I'll love you always - maybe not the same, and maybe not just exclusively - but always."
goddamme 0
Idk, if I were to love someone enough, I don't think I could ever move on if they died. I'd never stop loving them, for sure. And being with somebody else would be quite awkward, emotionally. :(
4NK8 0
5 years? Jesus
sherleelee 4
I can soo relate to this! My fiance did this to me aswell, lol No as hardcore but eh basically same thing.
Flutist 3
He said never be with another man, right? Time to act on those long hidden desires of being a lesbian. Also tell him, okay, but I want you to chop off your penis, petrify it and throw it in my casket. You cannot have sex with anyone else. OR, tell him you want him to become a woman so he knows what it is like to fall in love with a man. Idk why, but it might freak him out enough so he never decides to make crazy promises again.
AntiChrist7 0
Kill him.
jemma_aussie 0
atleast you know he really cares !! xD
Danzergirl1 0
This isn't an FML. He freaking LOVES you. Get over yourself
Viscount 0
Seriously. I could see "my boyfriend of 5 mins/days/weeks/months," but 5 years? That's a pretty significant relationship. You're lucky your boyfriend still likes you after 5 years, much less THAT much. How is that a FML? "My boyfriend loves me so much that he wants us to be exclusive forever, FML." Yeah, okay. This might be one of those rare times that I can disagree that it's an FML while also disagreeing that YDI.
joesgurl93 0
this isn't an fml but whatever
hedgehogs 0
I hope you look at the possibility that he's overly controlling in other ways.