Love: Today, my boyfriend informed me of how I had really hurt his...

By Anonymous - 25/06/2014 23:38 - Canada - Dartmouth

Today, my boyfriend informed me of how I had really hurt his feelings. Apparently, not wanting to be sent a photo of his poop is hurtful. FML

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By HK - 16/05/2012 22:38 - United Kingdom - Haywards Heath

Today, my boyfriend got mad at me because I refused to keep him company while he took a shit. FML

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Goldfinger

By Anonymous - 24/07/2020 02:00

Today, I found out my boyfriend doesn’t think it’s important to wipe after he poops. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/04/2015 15:10 - United States

Today, I got a 'Good Morning' text from my boyfriend. Since I hadn't gotten one of those in a while, I thought it was rather nice. That is, until I saw the picture that accompanied it. It was of him, sitting on the toilet and taking a shit. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/05/2016 07:32 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend was extremely angry. He found a naked photograph of me online that he thought I'd been sending to other guys. It wasn't me. FML

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By carrie - 09/05/2021 14:00

Today, my husband thinks I don’t love him. Why? Because I won’t poop with him in the room. FML

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Stubborn

By Anonymous - 27/10/2020 22:58

Today, my boyfriend accused me of making an FML about him. I let him know that if I were going to make an FML, it would be about how he doesn’t flush the toilet after he uses it. He responded by not flushing the toilet again this morning. FML

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By _kristaaxo - 21/11/2016 09:24 - Canada - Mississauga

Today, my boyfriend turned out to be a moron. Although he loves anal porn, he says gay sex is revolting. His reasoning? Because guys poop out of their buttholes. Apparently women don't. FML

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By ugh - 19/01/2011 19:19 - United States

Today, my boyfriend spent an hour lecturing me on how I need to ask for what I want. So I asked him to delete a crappy picture he'd taken of me the night before. His response: "No, you don't always get what you want." FML

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Bad romance

By wtf - 26/11/2022 06:00

Today, my boyfriend of two years broke up with me for not closing the door when I pooped. FML

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Nice victim blaming, dude

By Awkward - 26/11/2021 16:58 - Netherlands

Today, I had to tell my boyfriend his dad was sending me inappropriate texts that made me feel uncomfortable. I tried to make him stop, but he kept going until I felt like I needed to tell my boyfriend. Who's now broken up with me because of it. FML

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inner_peace 19

Thursday 26 June 2014 7:54

Some people never cease to amaze me with how overly sensitive they are. And your. boyfriend may have topped my list, OP

PotterHead_DH 26

Thursday 26 June 2014 10:44

This whole thread was just... Terrible.

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buzrash 2

Friday 27 June 2014 4:52

you might wanna dump him

Saraishi 24

Friday 27 June 2014 5:41

What a sh...- nope. I'm not going to say it x)

shinikageWolf 15

Friday 27 June 2014 6:36

Scat fetish?

nannyRayRay 14

Friday 27 June 2014 7:23

I hope he was kidding!

MrFatStacks69 4

Friday 27 June 2014 16:50

little known factoid #186: Thats actually a deep sign of affection and denial of it is doom for the relationship

Dopeshit_fml 4

Saturday 28 June 2014 6:26

LOL OMG he sounds amazing

Witchylady 17

Saturday 28 June 2014 9:23

WTF?!!! Dump him. Cause any guy that wants his girlfriend to look at his poop is just too gross to date

TechnicallyWrong 12

Saturday 28 June 2014 20:58

Sounds like a shitty reaction.

Sigilwen 24

Sunday 29 June 2014 7:48

Ask him if he would want a picture or your period?

lamaking1 6

Wednesday 2 July 2014 6:41

Every person here is a little bit dumber for knowing that kind of person

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