cai
United States
Today, my boyfriend finally proposed to me. He was drunk and won't remember any of this tomorrow. FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Berkeley, United States
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. I said yes. This caused him to panic, excuse himself, then take it back via text message a half hour later, claiming he'd been drunk. We live together. When he comes back home, it's going to be very awkward indeed. FML
Illinoisgirl
Hungary
Today, my dad got so drunk that he proposed to me. FML
ShittyProposal
Columbus, United States
Today, my boyfriend of 3 years drunkenly proposed to me, while sitting on the crapper, with the door open. FML
Baby_girl
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
Remember?
Today, my best friend whom I have been in love with for years, called me, proposed, and confessed his love for me. He was at a noisy bar so I asked him to call me back later and we'd discuss it. He called back later, hungover, with no recollection of our conversation whatsoever. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2018 but it's good stuff
Thanks, I guess…
Today, my boyfriend came home drunk from town, busted the toilet door open crying, and proposed to me with a ring and all. I was literally mid-shit. FML
em
United Kingdom
Today, my boyfriend came home drunk. As he got home he asked me to marry him, I was going to say yes until he said, "Oh wait, wrong woman." FML
Anonymous
New York, United States
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me during a funeral. FML
random guy
Las Vegas, United States
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend of 3 years. She responded by drinking all the alcohol in sight, falling unconscious and pissing herself. Six hours later, she said that I was too immature and that's why it would never work. FML
rachaaaaeul
United States
Today, I was texting my boyfriend about yesterday, where he told me how much he loved me, and he wishes we lived closer. I asked him if he really meant it. Turns out he was drunk, and had no idea what he was talking about. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, my boyfriend proposed. I fainted due to the excitement. He took it as a "No" and now won't pick up my calls. FML
Top comments
omgthatsosuppera 4
Keep the ring and he'll buy another one
RiiOT09 9
If he had a legit ring, maybe he has the intention to propose in the future. All hope is not lost.
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Comments (118)
mrdriver 1
Looks like he needed liquid courage to propose to the lady he loved.
SwtCherryPie 26
Lol my now husband proposed to me on 3 different occasions when he was drunk (3 times because he was too drunk to remember asking me the other times.) After the 3rd time i told him i wasnt going to answer him anymore till he asked me sober.
XDBrittany1228 0
Well he had the ring which shows he was planning on it. Just pretend it never happened and wait til he does propose while sober.
PinkFun1969 9
Well at least you should keep the ring. Haha O yea!!
funnyshizz69 2
I hope you said no. That isn't how a lady should be asked. Just sayin
hoodyNOT2shoes 0
When a drunk purposes to you that's probably a good sign that u should TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THE SITUATION!!!!! No Jk:) he probably did have some good intentions. But he's a guy. So he was bound Jack it all up some how!!!=D keep the ring!!!
bunnii721 4
That's so sad :(
lisha88 1
That happened to me it was funny
PeppaParis 14
Time for a new boyfriend!!
amykay 0
same thing happened to me, the ring didn't fit, which be should have known. it's now 2 years later, we've been married a year. we still seem unsure of each other