Today, my boyfriend finally called me after a week of barely any communication. He wanted to talk to my brother about Call of Duty. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I finally got a hold of my husband, who I haven't actually talked to in two and a half weeks, since he's deployed and it's hard to chat. He told me he couldn't talk because he was in an epic battle. In Call of Duty. FML
Today, I called one of my old coworkers to see how she was doing. My boyfriend answered the phone. FML
Today, my boyfriend called me 80 times in 5 minutes. I had previously told him I was with my friends. He left me a voicemail proposing saying he loved me to death and he was crying. We've been dating for a week. FML
Today, I called my boyfriend. He answered with, "Hey, I'll call you back when this goes to commercial." FML
Today, I'm staying at my boyfriend's house and things were getting heated when he got a call from one of his mates wanting to play Counter Strike. Next thing I know, I'm laying in bed by myself listening to him rage. FML
Today, after a 16-hour work day, I came home to my husband. I talked to him for about 10 minutes, then realized that he wasn't answering me but had his headset on and was talking on Xbox live. Not even playing a game, just talking. FML
Today, I heard my boyfriend on the phone to his brother saying that he didn’t know what it was, but he felt like he’d had a really good weekend, and he was feeling much less stressed. I’ve been giving him the silent treatment since we argued Friday morning. Guess I know why he had a good weekend. FML
Today, I decided to give my boyfriend one last chance at fixing our failing relationship. Instead of talking about how to fix our dying relationship, he decided to game all day and ignore me. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I reached that point in our relationship where just a simple phone conversation was too boring. His idea to spice things up? Playing Minecraft together. FML
Today, I complained to my boyfriend that I was stressed out. He asked me, "What do you have to be stressed out about?" I work 50 hours a week and go to school full time. I ask him what was stressful about his day, he told me that his "kill/death ratio went down on Call of Duty." FML
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deepfrey 0
Meh, these CoD FMLs are getting boring, and becoming the same.
FYLDeep 26
Ever spend a week completely busy doing work, school, etc, then when you have time off you don't really have anything to say to your friends. The conversation is really boring like: "Hey, what's up?" "Been busy this whole week." "So you do anything interesting?" "Noo..." Especially in this case if it's someone you know really well like a girlfriend. You're just not going to have anything worth talking about. If you really want to talk and stuff, go out and do something together. He probably just didn't want to get lost in some boring conversation with no point.
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Comments (173)
Gasuer 0
The Resurgence map pack comes out today...can you blame him?
ManOnTheEdge 0
monster hunter 3 ftw. call of duty is overrated
JGood08 1
who the hell plays that lame ass game?
88sforlife 0
I Kinda Agree With You
mers27 0
gamer girls are sexy. CoD is okay. it's definitley better on xbox in my opinion. monster hunter 3 is okay. WoW is beast however. and op should play with him :P
reddwarf_fml 0
time to re-evaluate the word "boyfriend". or maybe I'm just old however CoD. WOW lotro are the bestest. and yes I am a female. sigh. it's a horrible addiction
deathrockdude 0
Lol my sis is a gaming freak and I just can't get my girlfriend into anything other then l4d2 better then nothing.
acesarge 0
L4D 2 is a great game to play with friends, way better then COD imo.
powerofgreyskull 0
You just said it OP. 'Call of Duty'!! What's a guy supposed to do? Duty calls.
Basiil 0
Woow, didnt know girls do play cod. Oh well op- fyl.
michaelpj54 0
COD is the shit I rape in dat game if u got xbox add me wHo iMoNsTa
trackrunner00008 0
there are three words u use when trying to get someone to like you. for guys: I love you. for girls: I play Cod