Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend dumped me, accusing me of lying to him about...

By Hannah - 13/06/2013 16:19 - Australia - Caulfield North

Today, my boyfriend dumped me, accusing me of lying to him about "being a hermaphrodite". His almost total lack of knowledge about female anatomy led him to believe that my clitoris is actually an extremely tiny penis. FML

I agree, your life sucks 67 323

You deserved it 6 061

May Day: Lily of the Valley and Misunderstandings
When lilies of the valley bring good luck... or not! Discover the stories behind every little bell! More…

Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

By pchemist - 22/02/2009 00:13 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He said I was way too good at sex so I must have lied about not having much experience, and he "wouldn't be with someone who is hiding something." WTF? FML

I agree, your life sucks 89 464

You deserved it 6 987

By Anonymous - 13/10/2014 17:03 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend decided he's asexual and dumped me on the spot. FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 510

You deserved it 4 876

How could you?

By Anonymous - 23/08/2013 23:30 - United States

Today, my boyfriend dumped me for "cheating" on him by using a vibrator. FML

I agree, your life sucks 59 540

You deserved it 17 221

By Anonymous - 24/03/2016 15:23 - United States - Bellefontaine

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because he's convinced wearing boxer briefs instead of panties makes me a lesbian. FML

I agree, your life sucks 23 523

You deserved it 4 236

Dumbass

By O-|---<=~ - 18/10/2013 23:01 - United States - Bellingham

Today, my otherwise lovely boyfriend of a month showed his true colors. He freaked out when he learned that I use tampons instead of pads. He yelled that using them is like cheating on him, because his penis is the only thing that should ever enter me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 60 763

You deserved it 5 652

By Anonymous - 02/11/2014 06:30 - United States - River Falls

Today, my boyfriend lied about having herpes, and used it as an excuse to dump me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 205

You deserved it 3 322

By imnotacheateryouimmaturefuck - 27/11/2012 01:41 - United States - San Mateo

Today, my boyfriend dumped me by throwing my stuff out of his place, and accusing me of cheating while yelling, "Cheater, cheater! Pumpkin eater!" When I tried explaining that I have no clue what he's talking about, he started exclaiming, "Liar, liar! Pants on fire!" FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 573

You deserved it 3 431

Big Little Lies

By Anonymous - 16/09/2019 00:01

Today, my boyfriend dumped me for a guy. I was the only one who knew he was bisexual. Now everyone thinks I "turned him gay." FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 714

You deserved it 193

Charlie!

By Anonymous - 12/09/2022 18:30

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because he insists I bit his penis during sex, and that I'm a crazy, man-hating psycho. It’s not true, I’ve just not given many blowjobs before, my technique stinks, and my teeth touched his skin a little. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 727

You deserved it 325

By Anonymous - 27/04/2013 04:11 - United States

Today, I was getting ready to have sex with my boyfriend for the first time. It seems he thought I was a much larger cup size than I really am, because when he saw my actual boobs, he said, "Aaaaaaand they're gone". FML

I agree, your life sucks 68 616

You deserved it 15 409

kianaaa32 17

Friday 14 June 2013 3:10

Count it as a blessing that he broke up with you, you don't want to be with someone that stupid anyways.

thomas5915 16

Friday 14 June 2013 3:11

Well it sounds like he wouldn't know what to do with it anyway. Find a guy that does

Comments

MayMars 4

Friday 14 June 2013 17:38

Better off without him. This makes me wonder if he ever watched ****. I mean, that was my anatomy lesson 101.

pcgwm 13

Friday 14 June 2013 17:59

what a dumbass:|. be glad u guys broke up :p lol jk

hilde43 5

Friday 14 June 2013 18:24

Must be a pretty big clit lol

caligirllife 11

Friday 14 June 2013 18:27

Seeing posts like these makes me worry about how old these people are.

Kazeran 7

Friday 14 June 2013 18:38

Technically, your ******** IS a tiny penis... It's the same tissue, just develops differently in different sexed fetuses.

r4m2k 10

Friday 14 June 2013 19:10

Do you really want to be remotely associated with someone that stupid? This is a blessing.

WaBrewer 11

Friday 14 June 2013 20:17

Biologically speaking it technically is, however because you are a girl and did not get a Y chromazone it did not develop into a penis. Everyone develops as a girl then based on getting a XX or an XY determines if the ******** becomes a penis and the overs become testicles.