Today, my boyfriend decided to start an argument and storm off the train we were on. Two stops later, ticket inspectors hopped on the train. He had our tickets. FML
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Today, on a train to the airport, the ticket inspector pointed out that my girlfriend and I hadn't activated our tickets. He suggested one of us get off and activate them at the next station. Now I'm on the moving train with all our luggage, and she's waving from the platform with our tickets. FML
Today, we were supposed to go to Disneyland but we got in a blazing argument. Then this morning I woke up to my alarm clock disabled, he was gone, my ticket was in the kitchen shredded, and when I rang him the bastard was in the first class lounge, waiting to get on the plane without me. FML
Today, I was quietly reading in the subway, when all of a sudden, at a station, the man sitting next to me stood up, slapped me, yelled "Bitch!", and rushed off the train. FML
Today, my train was canceled so my ticket expired by the time another train arrived. I was fined $90 by ticket inspectors 'cause my claim that the early train didn't run was "unsubstantiated". Leaving the train I was pushed by the crowd, fell, lost a shoe and had to walk home with one bare foot. FML
Today, I found out my long-distance boyfriend was trying to pick fights with me and start pointless arguments because he wanted a ticket out of the relationship. He wanted to find a reason to break up with me, rather than confess he has a local girlfriend. FML
Today, while on my way to the movies, I stopped at a gas station to pick up candy so I could avoid the high prices at the movies. The guy who tore my ticket asked for my purse, confiscated my candy, and then kicked me out of the movie theater. That guy was my boyfriend. FML
Today, I'd purchased a ticket for the train on my mobile app. Some idiot pushed past me on his way out and in the process makes me drop my phone, ruining it. A conductor then came to check my ticket and I got fined 150 dollars. FML
Today, I was working as a ticket inspector on a train. A suspiciously-acting thirty something guy got on board with two huge bags. Worried, I kept an eye on him. I wasn't disappointed when he got 5 furry toys out of his bags and started to have a conversation with them. FML
Today, I got on a two hour train ride to go to a concert. I had been so caught up in handling the train tickets that halfway to the concert, I realized I had left the concert tickets on my dresser. FML
Today, I was on the bus, when the inspector asked to see my ticket. I couldn't find it, and ended up being kicked off the bus while a few of the other passengers jeered at me. I found my ticket on the long walk home, buried in my pocket. FML
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KitGrey 4
Your boyfriend is a massive drama queen.
SovietBarney 8
Another situation where the man gets off too early... Shame...
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Comments (55)
ChrisTheCalm 9
You should have bailed.
perdix 31
Let's go full-on paranoid and say the boyfriend tipped off the inspectors to get on before your stop, but after the one he planned to storm off on. What a bastard!
Ebola_fml 20
Pronouns refer to the last proper noun that fits the gender. The sentence suggests the ticket inspector had your tickets.
marxistbkly 3
Thumbs up for reenacted the douchy argument OP had with her boyfriend.
DynamicDave 11
Actually, pronouns refer to the last proper noun that fits the gender AND quantity (singular or plural). If OP had said "ticket inspector" rather than "ticket inspectors," you'd be correct. Stop embarrassing the real grammar Nazis.
Speedylunar 19
You couldn't help it that your boyfriend stormed off the train. But why would you stay on the train while you knew he had the tickets? If you didn't know, YDI a bit for being that little circumspect. If you did know, Y(totally)DI for staying on the train without tickets.
supersmeg12345 10
I love how the always say decided to start an argument like he was sitting there bored and thought. Hmmm. Let's start an argument that will pass the time... Maybe you deserved it? Always carry your own ticket You must of been a real bitch for him to storm off a train. Sucks to be you op. good luck
ElmoSaysSquishy 28
Or her boyfriend is a massive drama queen.
supersmeg12345 10
Maybe, or maybe the op deserved it and he stormed of with good reason.
Shrike 24
Or maybe you're a brain-dead dumb-**** who thinks the woman is automatically at fault in any given situation.
zandalee 20
Calm your ****.
Epikouros 32
How did your boyfriend end up with your ticket? Did he perhaps pay for the both of you?
olpally 33
What a dick... And you put up with him?? Lol, good lord...
MissAmz 7
Tell the ticket inspectors that someone has your ticket, give them the name of the person, address and description. Obviously they would find the indervidual somewhere on the train if they're inspecting tickets because they have to check everyone at some stage. Problem solved.
MissAmz 7
Sorry, I didn't see that he stormed OFF the train (and for some reason, FML wouldn't let me edit). I'm pretty sure they would also have an option where you can mail the fine and the ticket back to the company who issued the fine in the first place.
xmaximusx 12
What did u do common you innocent bystandard your telling us we should see that glowing halo on you head?
gracehi 33
What? Your write like you're speaking with a hand full of marbles in your mouth.
gracehi 33
*You write God ******* dammit, autocorrect! Now I look like a hypocritical douche bag!
xmaximusx 12
Hahaha
xmaximusx 12
Lol fucktard i did not know the grammar police were out today in full force
gracehi 33
DON'T YOU LAUGH AT ME, MARBLE MUNCHER!!! >:O
unknown_user5566 27
All I pictured from this interaction was someone with a mouthful of broken teeth from munching on marbles.
chefkobel 0
Maybe you should have gotten off with him?