Love and Health: Today, my boyfriend gave me grief about my drinking. This would...

By Drunkard - 08/02/2017 00:54 - United States - Tracy

Today, my boyfriend gave me grief about my drinking. This would be fine, if he were sober. FML

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Wednesday 8 February 2017 10:04

Now the real question is.. Were you?

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DanielleinDC 33

Saturday 11 February 2017 6:04

Did you give him grief about the fact that he was drunk when he lectured you about your drinking?

rashan1212 16

Friday 17 February 2017 17:45

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