Love: Today, my boyfriend came home drunk. As he got home he asked...

By em - 05/02/2011 09:32 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend came home drunk. As he got home he asked me to marry him, I was going to say yes until he said, "Oh wait, wrong woman." FML

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By Anonymous - 12/03/2013 22:21 - United States - Berkeley

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. I said yes. This caused him to panic, excuse himself, then take it back via text message a half hour later, claiming he'd been drunk. We live together. When he comes back home, it's going to be very awkward indeed. FML

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By elisabeth_pwnes - 16/03/2012 10:38 - Norway

Today, my fiancé came home drunk with some girl. Then he told her that I was his sister. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/10/2010 13:04 - United States

Today, my boyfriend called me over for dinner. When I walked in the door, he asked why I was here; apparently he dialed the wrong girlfriend. FML

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By secret - 02/11/2010 19:11 - United States

Today, my fiancé told me it was a mistake to propose to me. FML

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By cai - 29/10/2011 08:56 - United States

Today, my boyfriend finally proposed to me. He was drunk and won't remember any of this tomorrow. FML

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By Helen - 10/11/2012 10:15 - United States - Pine Bluff

Today, my husband came home drunk off his ass at 2am. He started crying on my shoulder because he couldn't go home with some beautiful woman who hit on him, because sadly for him, he's married to me. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/11/2018 03:00

Today, my boyfriend came home drunk from town, busted the toilet door open crying, and proposed to me with a ring and all. I was literally mid-shit. FML

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By jacey chreyest - 14/02/2014 21:57 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I married the love of my life. I was ecstatic until the wedding reception, where my new husband got drunk and started crying about how he'd been "forced" into marrying me. FML

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By ollie_ollivia - 11/07/2009 23:11 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of two years proposed to me. Less than two minutes later, he decided he wasn't ready for the commitment. After I had already said yes. FML

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By storyofmylife - 23/02/2011 21:52 - United States

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. Everything was going perfectly, right up until he brought me back to his house to tell his family the good news. When I excused myself to the restroom, I overheard his mom say, "I thought you were going to break up with that stupid slut?" Welcome to the family. FML

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Saturday 5 February 2011 16:34

.... why say yes?

Amiie011 5

Saturday 5 February 2011 16:39

Poor you! When he's sober, punch him. That should get rid of the pain of his hangover. :)

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fjretsel 1

Saturday 5 February 2011 20:19

you mean you would have said yes to a drunkard anyway?

mea_iloveskiing 26

Saturday 5 February 2011 21:15

I wouldn't say yes to a drunk guy

strawberrydreams 18

Saturday 5 February 2011 21:31

This is why I date guys who DON'T drink. When they do the stupid shit like OP's when they're drunk it just pisses me off. FYL OP.

disney_blonde 16

Saturday 5 February 2011 22:13

You were going to say yes to a drunk proposal?

purple_sarah88 0

Saturday 5 February 2011 22:37

Then you kicked him out right?

sunny0718_fml 0

Saturday 5 February 2011 23:00

what a bastard I would have decked him back into sobriety.

Mourningstar 4

Saturday 5 February 2011 23:10

Love em?!? Wrong woman?!? Take that as a clue, grow up and elevate your taste in trolls!

Griggy 0

Saturday 5 February 2011 23:43

This is why bats were made...

anth82 0

Saturday 5 February 2011 23:58

YDI for accepting a proposal from a drunk man

minty1807 9

Sunday 6 February 2011 0:28

you'd say yes while he's drunk.... why...? -.-

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