Today, my boyfriend broke up with me two days before my birthday. Only to make it worse, I found out that he had been texting my mother on how to break up with me. To make it even worse, she was giving him tips. FML
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Today, my boyfriend of 8 years broke up with me on my 30th birthday, through text message. FML
Today, it's my birthday. I woke up to a text message from my boyfriend, breaking up with me. When I commented on his impeccably bad timing, he admitted he'd forgotten it was my birthday. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. How? He invited my mother to his house for coffee with his parents, and told her. She then had to come home and tell me I’d been dumped. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me and left me crying in the street. I then got a text from my mom saying how pathetic my love life was. Apparently, it was a mass text message and she accidentally added me to the list. FML
Today, my boyfriend just told me that his mom told him to break up with me, and that she would pay him to do it. His mom is a bitch. FML
Today, after 4 days of avoiding me and screening his calls, my 24-year-old boyfriend sent his mother to break up with me on his behalf. FML
Today, my boyfriend invited me over, so I went, not thinking anything of it. To my surprise, he broke up with me. I was pretty upset, and as I was leaving his mom handed me a box. When I got home, I opened it. His mom had baked me a break-up cake. FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me the best birthday ever, then promptly broke up with me at midnight to get back with his ex, because he "didn't want to ruin my special day." FML
Today, at exactly midnight, I get a text from my boyfriend saying we were done. I had just seen him 4 hours ago when we were out celebrating my birthday, and asked why he didnt just tell me then. He replies 'I couldn't break up with you on your birthday but i wanted it to be over ASAP' FML
Today, my 23 year old boyfriend of 2 years was forced to dump me, over the phone, by his mother. FML
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Top comments
zandalee 20
Perhaps he was trying to find a way that wouldn't hurt you too much.
Gittoh 21
if he broke up in a sensitive way, then I think your mom need some credit, if he was a douche well...then f them both. And how did you know? ; S
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Comments (71)
myheartisinNE 3
Harsh!
Sebastian2022 22
It's my birthday today too! Happy birthday. :)
blowinkissies 9
Happy birthday!(x
brywhit80 3
Focus on middle school
cherokii_Squa 5
Your mom so bogus
thefanmeister 3
no shit..
funturtle23 6
Maybe he didn't want to completely break your heart and he was discussing the softest way to put you down.
kitushka 7
The same happened to me! Except my ex did it whilst I was in hospital by my bedside.
fantastamazing 10
I accidentally voted that you deserved it and you didn't ! I'm so sorry! :'(