Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, because he thought he heard another guy in the room when he called me, and that I'm cheating on him. The guy he heard was a character from a cartoon my sister was watching. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me over the phone. He said there was someone else, and that he has been in love with her for a while. Turns out, the new girl was his online video game character. I got dumped for a video game. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because someone asked him if we were dating and he lied and said no. He said he didn't want to be a liar. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by rapping in a voicemail. FML
Today, I met a guy who said he thinks he's in love with my sister. As a joke, I told him that my sister cheats on everyone. I get home to find my sister crying, because some 'person' told her boyfriend that she's cheating on him. FML
Today, my boyfriend told his best friend to text my sister telling her to tell me that he was breaking up with me. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. As I was leaving his house, I heard him shout, "Hey! Wait! Sweetie, get back here!" He was talking to his cat who'd run out the door behind me. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me for cheating on him with his best friend… in a dream he had last night. I was upset at first, but then I remembered what day it is, and laughed at his silly "prank". He was completely serious. FML
Today, my boyfriend left me for his sister. No, not my sister. His sister. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me because his iPod app said I was cheating. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because his wife found out about me. And by extension, I found out about his wife. FML
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Top comments
Melix 31
Does he have trust issues of some sort? Insecure?
AVGIII 14
He must be very insecure to jump to such conclusions so quickly.
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Comments (66)
omgimdying 15
Your better off without that insecure "man"
BobbieH 19
Being that insecure, it was bound to happen sooner than later. Sorry OP but when a guy is so obviously insecure it will never get better.
elusiveshame 22
Definitely sucks that he was that insecure. You're better off IMO
EvilLittleMan 23
Can you say an insecure guy with balls the size of squirrel nuts?
thenewgirl29 20
Douche
imchacon22 19
Maybe he was looking for an excuse to dump you
darkcookielord 4
Well, I say go find a man who trusts you!
how_about_no_ 19
is he also a cartoon character?
bazookajoey 27
Looks like you dodged an insecure, psycho bullet.
ashleeyepp 6
Do you really want someone that insecure? Just be glad you're free