Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, because he thought he heard another guy in the room when he called me, and that I'm cheating on him. The guy he heard was a character from a cartoon my sister was watching. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me over the phone. He said there was someone else, and that he has been in love with her for a while. Turns out, the new girl was his online video game character. I got dumped for a video game. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because someone asked him if we were dating and he lied and said no. He said he didn't want to be a liar. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by rapping in a voicemail. FML
Today, I met a guy who said he thinks he's in love with my sister. As a joke, I told him that my sister cheats on everyone. I get home to find my sister crying, because some 'person' told her boyfriend that she's cheating on him. FML
Today, my boyfriend told his best friend to text my sister telling her to tell me that he was breaking up with me. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. As I was leaving his house, I heard him shout, "Hey! Wait! Sweetie, get back here!" He was talking to his cat who'd run out the door behind me. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me for cheating on him with his best friend… in a dream he had last night. I was upset at first, but then I remembered what day it is, and laughed at his silly "prank". He was completely serious. FML
Today, my boyfriend left me for his sister. No, not my sister. His sister. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me because his iPod app said I was cheating. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because his wife found out about me. And by extension, I found out about his wife. FML
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Top comments
Melix 31
Does he have trust issues of some sort? Insecure?
AVGIII 14
He must be very insecure to jump to such conclusions so quickly.
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Comments (66)
Sweetpea22 14
You're better off without that douchenozzle
Redvelvet16 11
He must have a guilty conscience.
hobojo69 23
Maybe it's for the best, I mean he sounds really insecure and he has some major trust issues, seriously
PrincessCastiel 27
I'd be concerned too if my boyfriend was cheating on me with Daffy Duck
brandoneyez1 25
Great! Next!
demotres 7
Better off without him.
buddy_J 16
Who are the idiots saying you deserve it. Idiots these days are everywhere
SoultheWolf 19
If he has that little trust in you then you are probably better off without him. I'm sorry yo had to go through this though..
reaxion 25
So totally better without a guy like that! Enjoy your new-found freedom.
WayneWei 7
insecure