Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, because he thought he heard another guy in the room when he called me, and that I'm cheating on him. The guy he heard was a character from a cartoon my sister was watching. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me over the phone. He said there was someone else, and that he has been in love with her for a while. Turns out, the new girl was his online video game character. I got dumped for a video game. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because someone asked him if we were dating and he lied and said no. He said he didn't want to be a liar. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by rapping in a voicemail. FML
Today, I met a guy who said he thinks he's in love with my sister. As a joke, I told him that my sister cheats on everyone. I get home to find my sister crying, because some 'person' told her boyfriend that she's cheating on him. FML
Today, my boyfriend told his best friend to text my sister telling her to tell me that he was breaking up with me. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. As I was leaving his house, I heard him shout, "Hey! Wait! Sweetie, get back here!" He was talking to his cat who'd run out the door behind me. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me for cheating on him with his best friend… in a dream he had last night. I was upset at first, but then I remembered what day it is, and laughed at his silly "prank". He was completely serious. FML
Today, my boyfriend left me for his sister. No, not my sister. His sister. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me because his iPod app said I was cheating. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because his wife found out about me. And by extension, I found out about his wife. FML
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Top comments
Melix 31
Does he have trust issues of some sort? Insecure?
AVGIII 14
He must be very insecure to jump to such conclusions so quickly.
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Comments (66)
Gb1625 7
well just move on
greeneyebeauty9 28
You two need to either sit down and talk about his insecurities, or you need to forget all about him. Sometimes it's too hard for people to deal with their significant other to have self esteem issues.
DocBastard 40
"Yes I admit it, I'm having an affair. His name is Bob. He lives in a pineapple . . ."
awkwardloveannie 28
actually bob is an older man who is a builder:P
asmb100 27
"So you're cheating on me with two other men?" *sobbing* "AND THEY'RE BOTH NAMED BOB!?"
worldclassrager 41
I think he would understand...
iknowiwantyou 13
well good riddance. No one wants to spend their life with an insecure and paranoid idiot.
DevinEleven 8
Aww! Hopefully if you explain he will understand. :)
awkwardloveannie 28
maybe he was planning it before and that gave him the chance? :/
JulianaBlackburn 19
I agree! It seems to me that OP's ex was just looking for an excuse to end the relationship
awkwardloveannie 28
yeah normally an insecure partner would say who's there? or something along those lines
sunnyray812 42
A relationship has to have trust. He didn't have any. I'm sorry about your breakup, OP. I hope you can find a man who trusts you.
JhovannyA 7
Look on the bright side. He only broke up with you so you can have the opportunity to find someone better.
beaverteaser 16
great so your ******* bugs bunny