Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend bought me a gorgeous ring that I fell in... - FML

By Anonymous - 27/09/2011 17:30 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend bought me a gorgeous ring that I fell in love with. As he slid the ring on my finger for the first time, he started moving it up and down my finger and making loud sex sounds, completely ruining the romantic moment. FML

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katethegreatxx 8

Monday 3 October 2011 22:48

So, I'm the person that submitted this, I made an account to clear up confusion on my story. This wasn't an engagement ring, or a promise ring, just something to say that he loved me. The ring wasn't ridiculously expensive, and I'm grateful for it AND him, no matter what the price is. I wasn't complaining about him, more like ranting about what happened. I thought it was funny, and thought that other people might too. Trust me, I know that I'm very lucky, and fortunate to have a guy like him, even if he didn't take the moment seriously. But, that's what makes him special in my eyes, since he has a sense of humor. :)

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Mrfyourlife 5

Tuesday 27 September 2011 22:10

He was letting you know what he wanted in exchange for the ring.

Blacksxe 1

Tuesday 27 September 2011 22:11

So he was fingering you?

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s0m3guy2010 21

Tuesday 27 September 2011 22:15

She didn't have the heart to tell him that it was a purity ring.

djgomezzi9331 0

Wednesday 28 September 2011 5:41

How would he not know? He gave it to her!

s0m3guy2010 21

Wednesday 28 September 2011 7:38

She may have picked it out for him.

trollsemen 8

Tuesday 27 September 2011 22:15

Maybe he's trying to imply something, Congratulations on the ring OP

Cinn_fml 22

Tuesday 27 September 2011 22:16

I'm guessing he was joking around, probably trying to make you laugh. Somehow, I don't think this is really that much of a problem unless he can't ever be serious.

9895002 0

Tuesday 27 September 2011 22:18

He wants to get it on. Now give him something nice since he gave you something nice.

jazzybaby179 22

Tuesday 27 September 2011 22:20

He's a keeper(:

jweezy89 4

Saturday 1 October 2011 4:57

Yes he is. A sense of humor is vital to a relationship.

vbmg152 18

Tuesday 27 September 2011 22:20

The ring isn't everything!! You might wanna re-think this engagement!!

polocity 0

Wednesday 28 September 2011 0:05

Please women love money and jewelry bottom line. He knew it was the only chance he could get away with it. I say well done!

steadycreepin 5

Tuesday 27 September 2011 22:22

Looks like someone didn't grow up

shazza26 1

Tuesday 27 September 2011 23:57

Says the guy with that picture

ReynshineCutting 10

Wednesday 28 September 2011 16:19

Well it's true. Can't go wrong with Texas.

lmaoatall 6

Tuesday 27 September 2011 22:30

So he has a sense of humour! There is absolutley nothing wrong with this. Sincerely, Lmaoatall

astonmartin007 4

Tuesday 27 September 2011 22:33

Someone's gonna have a few kids

yarani 26

Tuesday 27 September 2011 22:36

You fell in love with the ring and then you had sex with it. Makes sense.

xCherryx94 0

Thursday 29 September 2011 4:32

Lolzz that funny

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