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Today, my boyfriend bought me a gorgeous ring that I fell in love with. As he slid the ring on my finger for the first time, he started moving it up and down my finger and making loud sex sounds, completely ruining the romantic moment. FML

katethegreatxx tells us more.

katethegreatxx 8

So, I'm the person that submitted this, I made an account to clear up confusion on my story. This wasn't an engagement ring, or a promise ring, just something to say that he loved me. The ring wasn't ridiculously expensive, and I'm grateful for it AND him, no matter what the price is. I wasn't complaining about him, more like ranting about what happened. I thought it was funny, and thought that other people might too. Trust me, I know that I'm very lucky, and fortunate to have a guy like him, even if he didn't take the moment seriously. But, that's what makes him special in my eyes, since he has a sense of humor. :)

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Mrfyourlife 5

He was letting you know what he wanted in exchange for the ring.

So he was fingering you?

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Man that is ****** I wouldn't want tht to happen to me guys r so weard

I cannot stop laughing!

katethegreatxx 8

So, I'm the person that submitted this, I made an account to clear up confusion on my story. This wasn't an engagement ring, or a promise ring, just something to say that he loved me. The ring wasn't ridiculously expensive, and I'm grateful for it AND him, no matter what the price is. I wasn't complaining about him, more like ranting about what happened. I thought it was funny, and thought that other people might too. Trust me, I know that I'm very lucky, and fortunate to have a guy like him, even if he didn't take the moment seriously. But, that's what makes him special in my eyes, since he has a sense of humor. :)

hateevryone 15

lmao. you're dating a freak. but at least he got you a ring. i never gotten one.

Thats so funny! I like him and i dont even know him :)

This is way too hilarious. There should be a like button.

Dont you think that it's a hint like have sex with me?

SheSays1990 0

Hahaha Classic! Hope your ring is pretty!

DaveMatthewsBand 4

This really doesn't sound like an FML. Just sayin.

That sounds like something my ex would do.... xD that's hilarious.