Today, my boyfriend bought me a gorgeous ring that I fell in love with. As he slid the ring on my finger for the first time, he started moving it up and down my finger and making loud sex sounds, completely ruining the romantic moment. FML
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So, I'm the person that submitted this, I made an account to clear up confusion on my story. This wasn't an engagement ring, or a promise ring, just something to say that he loved me. The ring wasn't ridiculously expensive, and I'm grateful for it AND him, no matter what the price is. I wasn't complaining about him, more like ranting about what happened. I thought it was funny, and thought that other people might too. Trust me, I know that I'm very lucky, and fortunate to have a guy like him, even if he didn't take the moment seriously. But, that's what makes him special in my eyes, since he has a sense of humor. :)
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Mrfyourlife 5
He was letting you know what he wanted in exchange for the ring.
Blacksxe 1
So he was fingering you?
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Comments (166)
perdix 31
For you, maybe, but for him, finger-******* you was pretty arousing now and will come in "handy" later. By the way, in some cultures, you are married. Start looking for a way to make off with half of his stuff.
ikickgingers 15
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ikickgingers 15
I am a believer that ---/Romance is amazing when you throw dry humor.
ikickgingers 15
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perdix 31
Well, if the boyfriend delivered his shtick with perfect comedic timing, ample wetness would ensue. This would be a case where dry humor gives way to slapstick. ;)
22cute 17
RRR
Darrenthegreat 0
You can't cure stupid
stacianichole 2
29 - learning cures stupid.
Darrenthegreat 0
It's just a saying, don't take it to the heart
HU4L188 0
Omg. Ur boyfriend sounds amazing
justme0003 6
yea lol..he really does..wish i could have a bf like him...haha
DocBastard 40
Unfortunately the ring was a Ring Pop, and when you started sucking and slurping on it, that just made him even hornier.
truwinna 0
Classic!
naedangerdavey 0
If this is an FML for you, you're pretty pathetic.
Skaw_fml 8
Yeah, your boyfriend ruined the romantic moment. The so-called romantic, just because he gave you an expensive ring.... What a big heart you have there....
Tyger44 1
I was about to say that
ReynshineCutting 10
Well proposals are generally romantic. I'd be pissed too if my fiancé hadn't taken it seriously.
snipeshow 3
Take the hint and pay him back ;)
2wenty0ne21 0
Wah wah waah.