By Anonymous - 27/09/2011 17:30 - United States

Spicy
Today, my boyfriend bought me a gorgeous ring that I fell in love with. As he slid the ring on my finger for the first time, he started moving it up and down my finger and making loud sex sounds, completely ruining the romantic moment. FML
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katethegreatxx tells us more.

katethegreatxx 8

So, I'm the person that submitted this, I made an account to clear up confusion on my story. This wasn't an engagement ring, or a promise ring, just something to say that he loved me. The ring wasn't ridiculously expensive, and I'm grateful for it AND him, no matter what the price is. I wasn't complaining about him, more like ranting about what happened. I thought it was funny, and thought that other people might too. Trust me, I know that I'm very lucky, and fortunate to have a guy like him, even if he didn't take the moment seriously. But, that's what makes him special in my eyes, since he has a sense of humor. :)

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Mrfyourlife 5

He was letting you know what he wanted in exchange for the ring.

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perdix 29

For you, maybe, but for him, finger-******* you was pretty arousing now and will come in "handy" later. By the way, in some cultures, you are married. Start looking for a way to make off with half of his stuff.

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ikickgingers 15

I am a believer that ---/Romance is amazing when you throw dry humor.

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perdix 29

Well, if the boyfriend delivered his shtick with perfect comedic timing, ample wetness would ensue. This would be a case where dry humor gives way to slapstick. ;)

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HU4L188 0

Omg. Ur boyfriend sounds amazing

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justme0003 6

yea lol..he really does..wish i could have a bf like him...haha

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DocBastard 38

Unfortunately the ring was a Ring Pop, and when you started sucking and slurping on it, that just made him even hornier.

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naedangerdavey 0

If this is an FML for you, you're pretty pathetic.

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Skaw_fml 8

Yeah, your boyfriend ruined the romantic moment. The so-called romantic, just because he gave you an expensive ring.... What a big heart you have there....

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ReynshineCutting 10

Well proposals are generally romantic. I'd be pissed too if my fiancé hadn't taken it seriously.

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