Today, my boyfriend and I were laying naked in my bed making out. All of a sudden, we hear "pop goes the weasel" outside my house. My boyfriend stops and excitedly says, "ICE CREAM MAN", flips me over, grabs his clothes, and runs out of my room. FML I agree, your life sucks 112562 I agree, your life sucks 112562 You deserved it 18450 You deserved it 18450 3 2 2 69 By soooyeah - / Thursday 30 April 2009 12:15 / United States
Today, my mom cleaned up my room. I had a drawer filled with condoms, 2 vibrators, and a bondage kit. She organized the condoms and vibrators in a shoe... I agree, your life sucks 30719 I agree, your life sucks 30719 You deserved it 58300 You deserved it 58300 105
Today, I was eating at a Mexican restaurant with my sister. I was happily biting into a burrito, when I saw a man in his car in the restaurant parking... I agree, your life sucks 40332 I agree, your life sucks 40332 You deserved it 3947 You deserved it 3947 199
Today, my fiancé was performing oral on me, when I heard him start making a "Waka waka waka waka" noise. He confessed to pretending to be Pacman. FML I agree, your life sucks 348 I agree, your life sucks 348 You deserved it 36 You deserved it 36 183
Today, the girl i am in love with drunk texted me that she loves me. That's the second time this has happened. She cannot even say she has feelings for... I agree, your life sucks 1228 I agree, your life sucks 1228 You deserved it 90 You deserved it 90 13
Today, I was put in the middle of a decision; either sleep without a heater on and see my breath at night, or sleep with a heater, and risk heat stroke.... I agree, your life sucks 50 I agree, your life sucks 50 You deserved it 4 You deserved it 4 6
Canada Today, my girlfriend kept texting me while I was at work, insisting for hours that I leave early because she was so horny. After arguing with my boss and...
Australia Today, I asked the guy of my dreams out to the cinema. After saying to me "It's a date!" I started booking tickets. He said, "Why are you booking two?"...
Today, at work, I received flowers from a Tinder fling gone wrong. He constantly flipped out on me and then would apologize. I finally got tired of it...
Today, I borrowed my friend's truck to move. After unloading everything, I worked up a killer appetite and went to a drive thru. I found some Germ X in...
Today, my "friend" returned my Survival Edition of Fallout 3. I should be happy, but he scratched it all to hell. My dad paid nearly $500 for it. He refuses...
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