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Today, my boyfriend and I were laying naked in my bed making out. All of a sudden, we hear "pop goes the weasel" outside my house. My boyfriend stops and excitedly says, "ICE CREAM MAN", flips me over, grabs his clothes, and runs out of my room. FML

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laxinmidge 0

you've chosen a winner.

That stinks... but hey who doesnt love a good icecream cone? ^_^

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AMMATURE BREAK UP WITH HIM HES TRADING YOU FOR ICE CREAM :S THATS SAD

^ learn how to spell amateur correctly. unless you are trying to spell immature. either way, it was still wrong. sorry. fail. anyway. this is cute. he gets excited over little things. its adorable.

monkAWP 0

Thts halerious at first I thought there was lyk a kid outside who just got hard so he said tht but thts way funnier... Hahaha:)

I would've done the same thing. Ice cream is sex times 10.

AnaMaree 0

How old is your boyfriend? 5? Kids these days

Congratulations! You're dating a five-year-old. :) But still, I have to admit -- that's kind of adorable.

hahahah awe i love your boyfriend.

UNHWildcats 0

Well, did he get ice cream for you?

unlucky_chap 0

all of us guys have done that at least once, ice cream is amazing

icecream man>sex with you http://www.whycindywhy.com/?id=ccmurszbw5f2im6217oxj7uenux