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Today, my boyfriend and I were laying naked in my bed making out. All of a sudden, we hear "pop goes the weasel" outside my house. My boyfriend stops and excitedly says, "ICE CREAM MAN", flips me over, grabs his clothes, and runs out of my room. FML

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laxinmidge 0

you've chosen a winner.

That stinks... but hey who doesnt love a good icecream cone? ^_^

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**** BLOCKED BY THE ICECREAM MAN! haha sucks to be you!

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

jayjaylee19 0

lmfao

Hahaha... That's not FML that's just funny, he probably did it thinking you'd take it as a joke and laugh.

Laugh. My. F******. Ass. Off. your bf is AMAZING. how old is he 6? this is my favorite FML:)

that is the best thing ive heard all day!

wanderyonder 0

Ice cream, huh? Keep that in mind next time he wants you to lick his Bomb Pop.

did he at least get some ice cream for you?

How old ARE the both of you? If you're 13 and he's 11, then don't worry, he'll grow out of it, k? =)

Hahaha. Cute. A story to remember......unless you're a bit** You should have joined in the excitement