Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, when I got a sudden agonising cramp in my foot. I cried out in pain, but he didn't stop. If anything, my cries of pain seemed to spur him on. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, and he was moaning a lot. My ego was quickly crushed, though, when I found out they were moans of pain due to a foot cramp. We had to stop so I could rub his foot better. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought he gave me unimaginable pleasure. I didn't have the heart to tell him I had cramp in both my legs at the same time. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time, and I tried to be sexy by raking my nails down his back. I guess I did it a little too hard, because he shrieked in pain, leapt off me, and limped around the room cursing and whimpering. Mood ruined. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time in over a week, because I had been having weird cramps. Afterwards, I was experiencing the worst pain I’ve felt in my entire life, so we went to the ER. Turns out my cramping was from an ovarian cyst, and having sex made it rupture. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were about to have sex. He passionately laid me down onto the bed, both of us fully naked. Pressing down on my shoulder, he ended up dislocating it. The pain made me pee myself. FML
Today, while my boyfriend and I were having sex, I had my first orgasm. He thought something was wrong, so he stopped. FML
Today, I found out just how painful it is to get a cramp in your penis in the middle of sex, especially when your wife is on top and just has to keep going for a few more thrusts because she's so close to finishing. FML
Today, I decided to watch some porn to cheer myself up after having recently been dumped. Halfway through wanking the gibbon, I got a horrifyingly painful cramp in my foot, and cried out in pain. Ten seconds later, with my pants still down, my dad rushed in to see if I was okay. FML
Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, my fingers got stuck between the wall and headboard. Screaming, he thought I was enjoying the sex and kept going even harder. I have 3 broken fingers. FML
Today, I snapped a tendon in my knee during cowgirl position. My boyfriend was “so close to finishing” that he asked if he could just slip it back inside for a few seconds while we waited for the ambulance, “since you’re already lying down, Babe.” If I could stand, I’d have hit him. FML
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NikkaRoze 6
I bet he didn't think those were crys of pain
lysx84 24
He maybe couldn't tell the difference between cries of pain and pleasure? Guys like a bit of noise...
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Comments (96)
evolute72113 9
Watch your back and 911 at the ready
A07 48
Damn you 50 Shades of Grey!
1947Chevy 17
Reminds me of that song Bullet for my valentine wrote. You don't bring me pleasure you just bring me pain over and over again you don't bring me pleasure you just bring me pain and nothing in between and nothing in between
aubama_fml 15
looks like you had sex with Dexter Morgan XD
Evilpirate 10
Sounds like a rapist.
Zebediabolical 45
That's a pretty vicious thing to say about someone based on 300 characters or less.
worldclassrager 41
That cramp was not the same to him as it was to you...he probably thought he gave you a good ******...
hannahsnyder69 16
He probably just got '****'y cause he thought he was big
TiaKai 8
your boyfriend is most likely on the path to becoming a rapist
retroblonde97 8
I had the same cramp problem yesterday and my boyfriend didn't take much notice. Being a guy he probably just got caught up in the moment and didn't want to stop ;)
glitterkuro 18
Wow, no. So much no. Just because somebody's a guy doesn't mean that they shouldn't stop if their partner is in discomfort. Not wanting to stop when a partner wants to? That's not cute or funny. That's having sex with somebody without their consent. I'm sick of this idea that men just can't control themselves. That's insulting to men, imo, saying they just can't control their animal urges. It's also making excuses for rape.
BriannaMGK 15
He probably thought you were super into it, & just moaning loudly.