Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, when I got a sudden agonising cramp in my foot. I cried out in pain, but he didn't stop. If anything, my cries of pain seemed to spur him on. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, and he was moaning a lot. My ego was quickly crushed, though, when I found out they were moans of pain due to a foot cramp. We had to stop so I could rub his foot better. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought he gave me unimaginable pleasure. I didn't have the heart to tell him I had cramp in both my legs at the same time. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time, and I tried to be sexy by raking my nails down his back. I guess I did it a little too hard, because he shrieked in pain, leapt off me, and limped around the room cursing and whimpering. Mood ruined. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time in over a week, because I had been having weird cramps. Afterwards, I was experiencing the worst pain I’ve felt in my entire life, so we went to the ER. Turns out my cramping was from an ovarian cyst, and having sex made it rupture. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were about to have sex. He passionately laid me down onto the bed, both of us fully naked. Pressing down on my shoulder, he ended up dislocating it. The pain made me pee myself. FML
Today, while my boyfriend and I were having sex, I had my first orgasm. He thought something was wrong, so he stopped. FML
Today, I found out just how painful it is to get a cramp in your penis in the middle of sex, especially when your wife is on top and just has to keep going for a few more thrusts because she's so close to finishing. FML
Today, I decided to watch some porn to cheer myself up after having recently been dumped. Halfway through wanking the gibbon, I got a horrifyingly painful cramp in my foot, and cried out in pain. Ten seconds later, with my pants still down, my dad rushed in to see if I was okay. FML
Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, my fingers got stuck between the wall and headboard. Screaming, he thought I was enjoying the sex and kept going even harder. I have 3 broken fingers. FML
Today, I snapped a tendon in my knee during cowgirl position. My boyfriend was “so close to finishing” that he asked if he could just slip it back inside for a few seconds while we waited for the ambulance, “since you’re already lying down, Babe.” If I could stand, I’d have hit him. FML
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NikkaRoze 6
I bet he didn't think those were crys of pain
lysx84 24
He maybe couldn't tell the difference between cries of pain and pleasure? Guys like a bit of noise...
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Comments (96)
pikapikalove 5
Maybe he thought you were crying out of pleasure?
iknowiwantyou 13
he clearly thought wrong. I'm not surprised, when it comes to having sex the only head guys use is the one on their penis.
blackychan63 12
maybe he's one of those guys who likes to do a girl in pain.. O.o
carelessxdanger 9
yeah baby, you like that?!
crazydave1998 6
maybe you should've said to stop for a second stupid
NoFightinDestiny 9
He probably thought he was doing a good job.
anniemeece 23
Maybe he thought they were moans/gasps/other pleasurable noises. Some guys like that. I'd just hope that if you actually said the word, "Stop," he would have.
rinoa_fml 10
Did you start hitting him?
WasabiMars 21
Either he thinks you were having an ****** or he's a sadist... or both.
ClassyCataclasis 4
That explains his copy of 120 Days of Sodom.
G_bear24 9
That would concern me just a bit...
Vanillanougat 14
A little S&M is usually harmless, but only if both of you are expecting it. Nobody likes to be surprised by that shit.