Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, when I got a sudden agonising cramp in my foot. I cried out in pain, but he didn't stop. If anything, my cries of pain seemed to spur him on. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, and he was moaning a lot. My ego was quickly crushed, though, when I found out they were moans of pain due to a foot cramp. We had to stop so I could rub his foot better. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought he gave me unimaginable pleasure. I didn't have the heart to tell him I had cramp in both my legs at the same time. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time, and I tried to be sexy by raking my nails down his back. I guess I did it a little too hard, because he shrieked in pain, leapt off me, and limped around the room cursing and whimpering. Mood ruined. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time in over a week, because I had been having weird cramps. Afterwards, I was experiencing the worst pain I’ve felt in my entire life, so we went to the ER. Turns out my cramping was from an ovarian cyst, and having sex made it rupture. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were about to have sex. He passionately laid me down onto the bed, both of us fully naked. Pressing down on my shoulder, he ended up dislocating it. The pain made me pee myself. FML
Today, while my boyfriend and I were having sex, I had my first orgasm. He thought something was wrong, so he stopped. FML
Today, I found out just how painful it is to get a cramp in your penis in the middle of sex, especially when your wife is on top and just has to keep going for a few more thrusts because she's so close to finishing. FML
Today, I decided to watch some porn to cheer myself up after having recently been dumped. Halfway through wanking the gibbon, I got a horrifyingly painful cramp in my foot, and cried out in pain. Ten seconds later, with my pants still down, my dad rushed in to see if I was okay. FML
Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, my fingers got stuck between the wall and headboard. Screaming, he thought I was enjoying the sex and kept going even harder. I have 3 broken fingers. FML
Today, I snapped a tendon in my knee during cowgirl position. My boyfriend was “so close to finishing” that he asked if he could just slip it back inside for a few seconds while we waited for the ambulance, “since you’re already lying down, Babe.” If I could stand, I’d have hit him. FML
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NikkaRoze 6
I bet he didn't think those were crys of pain
lysx84 24
He maybe couldn't tell the difference between cries of pain and pleasure? Guys like a bit of noise...
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Comments (96)
toaster012 17
Those are the worst cramps. Ouch!
Blink_me26 21
That's a bit rapey.
Dave_Davington 35
Ouch. Those foot cramps are the worst.
glitterkuro 18
Okay, I want to get something straight. And I know a lot of you are joking, but some might not be. People who are sadists and into BDSM? The first thing you need to learn is that all sex and activities should be Risk Aware Consensual Kink. As in, if you hear your partner is in pain (that isn't like, expected because you're spanking them or whatever)? You damn well stop and see if they're okay, just like in 'vanilla' sex. Sadism doesn't mean you don't care about your partner. In fact, in order to do BDSM well, the most important thing is to communicate because some things can be risky and cause injury if not done properly. So if OP's boyfriend realised they were in pain and carried on? That doesn't make him a sadist necessarily, it makes him an inconsiderate partner at best. I'm just really going to hope that he assumed the cries were not of pain, because if he did, that is not okay.
Demonbart 8
Pull your toes upward, that'll make it go away almost instantly.
kingkevin2001 9
Next time use a safe word! At least you increased his self esteem.
irokmiles 4
Fail
Huddisher 10
Some men are a bit of sadists, as well as some women. Most keep it hidden, I know someone who's boyfriend gets turned on after fighting with his girlfriend when she's crying and miserable. Unless your definition of sadism is different. However, he could just think you're moaning?
Zebediabolical 45
All he wanted for Xmas was a sweater. He got a screamer/FML poster instead!
unlocked_ 9
He thought his penis triggered that foot pain lol he was amped now