Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, when I got a sudden agonising cramp in my foot. I cried out in pain, but he didn't stop. If anything, my cries of pain seemed to spur him on. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, and he was moaning a lot. My ego was quickly crushed, though, when I found out they were moans of pain due to a foot cramp. We had to stop so I could rub his foot better. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought he gave me unimaginable pleasure. I didn't have the heart to tell him I had cramp in both my legs at the same time. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time, and I tried to be sexy by raking my nails down his back. I guess I did it a little too hard, because he shrieked in pain, leapt off me, and limped around the room cursing and whimpering. Mood ruined. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time in over a week, because I had been having weird cramps. Afterwards, I was experiencing the worst pain I’ve felt in my entire life, so we went to the ER. Turns out my cramping was from an ovarian cyst, and having sex made it rupture. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were about to have sex. He passionately laid me down onto the bed, both of us fully naked. Pressing down on my shoulder, he ended up dislocating it. The pain made me pee myself. FML
Today, while my boyfriend and I were having sex, I had my first orgasm. He thought something was wrong, so he stopped. FML
Today, I found out just how painful it is to get a cramp in your penis in the middle of sex, especially when your wife is on top and just has to keep going for a few more thrusts because she's so close to finishing. FML
Today, I decided to watch some porn to cheer myself up after having recently been dumped. Halfway through wanking the gibbon, I got a horrifyingly painful cramp in my foot, and cried out in pain. Ten seconds later, with my pants still down, my dad rushed in to see if I was okay. FML
Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, my fingers got stuck between the wall and headboard. Screaming, he thought I was enjoying the sex and kept going even harder. I have 3 broken fingers. FML
Today, I snapped a tendon in my knee during cowgirl position. My boyfriend was “so close to finishing” that he asked if he could just slip it back inside for a few seconds while we waited for the ambulance, “since you’re already lying down, Babe.” If I could stand, I’d have hit him. FML
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NikkaRoze 6
I bet he didn't think those were crys of pain
lysx84 24
He maybe couldn't tell the difference between cries of pain and pleasure? Guys like a bit of noise...
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Comments (96)
Axel5238 29
Though considering the amount of stuff that happens on FML where the girlfriend says they were in pain, got interrupted or whatever during sex and the boyfriend continued anyway I'm gonna guess he probably didn't care not that he misunderstood.
awilliams44 9
Oh dang get it get it
tvwrestler98 14
you should've at least pushed him off you to fix your problem!
Fuaaad1994 31
I always seem to get cramps in my foot and my leg just as I'm about to finish, so annoying
thefastnfuryass 14
shit happens, that's why ya gotta make sure to get your daily intake of potassium :)
yerawizardlizzy 27
Did you actually say "ouch"? Or say "Stop, I have a cramp in my foot?" Because moaning in pain doesn't really communicate anything in this situation. If you did actually use verbage and he ignored you, that definitely sucks.
jmcr 27
Depends on the guy my bf usually is quick to tell when im in pain or sometimes misunderstands thinking im in pain he stops right away and asks if im hurt its possible the bf mistaken it fora cry of pleasure hopefully but sometimes its not possible to speak coherently when having sex especially if it really good
DaisyDanger 7
Wisdom from someone who has been there, wear socks or knee highs for some reason it stops the cramping, plus school girl socks (and a skirt) are always a win!
Remembered 14
On behalf of the male population, I give you a standing ovation. Someone award this woman with a medal.
kristalynA 7
maybe he thought he was causing you to cry in pleasure.
GayPride_52412 11
I guess he likes Screamers xD
badluckblazek 6
tears of joy?
ItalianChaos 14
Maybe he's into that stuff OP.