Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. My mum walked in and...

By Anonymous - 09/11/2011 12:55 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. My mum walked in and told him to pull out and show her that he was wearing a condom, and not just saying he was. FML

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By Veronica - 29/12/2022 09:00 - United States - Allentown

Today, my boyfriend and I had sex. His mom didn’t know much about it, and she walked in on us. After about 5 minutes she came back up, threw a box of condoms at us, says, "Continue" and walked out. We were still fucking while she was in the room. FML

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Knock next time please

By Anonymous - 09/11/2020 21:32 - India

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. I was about to suck his dick when my mom walked in. FML

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Kinda awkward

By Anonymous - 21/09/2013 01:18 - United States - Tampa

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, when his condom came off inside of me. We couldn't get it out, so I had to tell my mom, who didn't know we were sexually active, and then go to the ER. After an unsuccessful visit, we came home only to find the condom in my sheets. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/03/2010 10:06 - United States

Today, my mom walked in on me and my boyfriend having sex. She was completely embarrassed (as was I) and she flew out of the room. My boyfriend, on the other hand, still wanted to finish. FML

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By T1A2Z3 - 13/11/2018 03:00

Today, right before sex, with his dick out and the condom in one hand, the guy I was with answered a phone call from his mum. FML

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By helpfulmom - 26/07/2009 18:39 - Canada

Today, my mom taught my boyfriend of 2 weeks how to put on a condom. FML

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By saddened97 - 20/01/2011 09:39 - Australia

Today, I was making out with my boyfriend and he was fingering me. After he left, my mum says to me "I wish my sex life was as interesting as yours." She had walked in and we hadn't even noticed. FML

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By sad gf - 14/11/2010 20:29

Today, my boyfriend and I were about to have sex. Just as we were ready, his mom called to say happy anniversary. She was so excited for us, she was going to stop by. After throwing out our unused and only spare condom, she called us and said she was just kidding, and to enjoy ourselves. FML

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By cutiekenz21 - 31/07/2011 00:45 - United States

Today, my boyfriend's mother walked in on us having sex. He started crying and ran into the bathroom where my clothes were located, leaving me to deal with his mother. Naked. FML

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Thanks!

By uh-oh - 21/07/2009 19:45 - United States

Today, I was taking a shower when my boyfriend suddenly hopped in with me. We were getting a little frisky when my mom's hand unexpectedly came through the curtain, dropped a condom on the bottom of the shower, all the while saying, "Keep it safe kids!" FML

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matt120784 0

Wednesday 9 November 2011 18:57

How long before someone makes a wincest comment?

LifeOnBlast19 9

Wednesday 9 November 2011 19:01

Now that's some STD fighting dedication! Your mom is just looking out for you dude

Comments

kristengray 4

Wednesday 9 November 2011 23:33

Wow that's awkward!!!

GypsyRover 0

Wednesday 9 November 2011 23:43

Lol. You're mom just wanted to see you're mans junk!

lknjenna 3

Thursday 10 November 2011 0:01

Did he do it?

soccerphanatic 1

Thursday 10 November 2011 0:13

Ive seen this on A movie before

caity878 0

Thursday 10 November 2011 0:16

Ewww thats pretty gross. She stood there long enough for him to pull out of you and then show ur mom his dick?

ellakacyme22 6

Thursday 10 November 2011 1:08

And the girls pussy fluid on the condom aswell

ZombieLoveA 0

Thursday 10 November 2011 0:23

Hahahah be careful, your mom digs him. Aha she just wanted an excuse to see lmfao

shadow_ino 0

Thursday 10 November 2011 0:28

You're too young to be having sex if your boyfriend is still being monitored by his mother.

TayloeAukamp 0

Thursday 10 November 2011 0:31

*mom

sol_darklord 9

Thursday 10 November 2011 0:38

I think your mom just wanted to see your boyfriend's penis.

ppl2ppl 4

Thursday 10 November 2011 0:46

Lmfao that's great, wrong and sick but great hahaha :)

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