Today, when I went to see my therapist, she handed me a tube of tooth paste and said, "Please use it". FML
Today, I was talking with my girlfriend. We both have family issues, so we'd agreed to open up to each other today. Turns out I'm dating my cousin. FML
Today, not even 10 minutes into my job as a student teacher, I've had one student wipe boogers on me, another pee their pants, and a third won't stop crying for his mother. This is my first day. FML
Today, the mall I work at started playing Christmas songs on repeat. It's the beginning of November. FML
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