Today, my boyfriend and I broke up. I said that at least I was always there for him when he needed me. He said "When did I need you?" FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend of 4 years, telling him he needed to be more responsible, and stop relying on me for everything. When I told him to leave, he told me he needed some gas money. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by sending me flowers that said, "I just need some space, forever. I hope I never see you again, even if you were a great person. It's not you it's me." FML
Today, I told my boyfriend, "We need to talk." He said, "I know". So we met after school, and he said he was OK with me breaking up with him, that he wasn't that into me either. He said all that before I could tell him that my parents wanted to meet him. FML
Today, my boyfriend called and asked me why I love him. I told him because he's always there for me and continues to put up with my bipolar disorder. He promptly said "not anymore" and hung up. FML
Today, I was feeling really down and my boyfriend refused to be there for me. It’s funny because a couple of months ago he was going through the same thing and I did everything I could to comfort him. FML
Today, I had a mental breakdown. Many things have been going completely wrong in my life, and I finally decided to let my boyfriend know about it. After about an hour of explaining and pouring my heart out, his response was, "I think we were better off as friends." FML
Today, my boyfriend called me and dumped me. Thirty minutes later he called asking for me back. When I asked why, he said "The other girl dumped me." FML
Today, my boyfriend of 3 years called my house even though I was with him at the time. He needed to talk to my mom. He asked her to break up with me for him. FML
Today, I was going to break up with my boyfriend for taking me for granted and being such a jerk. He didn't even show up for our date. FML
Today, my boyfriend of a over a year broke up with me. It wouldn't have been so bad if I hadn't written him a long letter about how much I love him, and that I'm so glad we're together and so glad that he promised he would always be there. He'll be getting it in a few days. FML
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Top comments
macfluffers 0
What did you think he was going to say? "Oh, you're absolutely right! I'm soooooooo sorry, I still love you and I hope you can forgive me!" As if.
Amydoll 0
Ouch. That would hurt if it happened to me.
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Comments (34)
xtatik 0
WHAT A DICK HEAD!!!! dont let yourself get down about it ay....you will find a nice boy that will melt your heart :) :) :)
fudgnugget 0
well he didn't need you wow ur life is over!!
Kris1987_fml 0
boyfriend wins. now go do some laundry
dimelowar 0
lmaoo
Hiimhaileypotter 53
#26 says: "Laugh my ass off off."
BettyBoom_fml 0
tell him he will need you when he's lying in a ditch with his co** cut off...... not literally just proving a point.... please don't go homicidal :s
ikimbo 0
you deserve better. ditch the guy. (: oh && ignore all the negative comments! :DDDD
LemonLauren 2
Ouch.
ThatGuyRory 9
What a Boss.
Angel1000168 16
I would have said... "When your nose was broken, you needed me to drive you to the hospital!" and when he asks when, punch him in the nose and say "just then..." then if your feeling nice driving him and if your feeling mean walk away like a boss.
HeyHeyFishFillet 34
I've always wondered why people find it necessary to assault your ex after people break up...
youareunique 2
someonesaid thatto me before too... i hurts