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iLike2Teabag 27
Good thing it not only covers, but eliminates odours.
hoopfrog 14
Mm that fresh scent
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mrsmeowmix 3
I hope he is bald or else his hair must've been nasty
sharedcat 6
What.the.****.
adoseofmicki 12
Actually I think Febreze stank is worse than BO...as much as BO stinks, at least it's not nearly as vomit inducing
llamadelray 4
He's a keeper
GruesomeUrchin7 10
damn that shit must be good