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Today, my boyfriend admitted than he's been using Febreze instead of showering for the past month. FML

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idonthaveauserna_fml 2

OP here- It's a long distance relationship, he told me over Skype. I can confirm that he HAS had a (long) shower now.

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iLike2Teabag 27

Good thing it not only covers, but eliminates odours.

hoopfrog 14

Mm that fresh scent

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Comments (117)

asylumlane 23

I think I just threw up in my mouth.

MsKatieFace 11

I really hope this guy doesn't sleep naked.

Hime9908 22

If you can still love him you will be together forever

the_fanciest_man 15

Showering is hard work you know.

Saraishi 25

A month?? Ewwwwww.

MissLily_fml 4

Is he from France? lol Jk. Nasty and weird guy...

margie4peace 11

YDI because had you been a good girlfriend, you would have been able to tell when you gave him his nightly ********. And he'd probably kept himself cleaner.

MegroKitty 8

you should shower with him more often then to make him clean haha

RegularPerson 4

How did you not realize? It may cover up the smell, but it doesn't hide the grease!