Today, my boyfriend actually held onto my love handles while we were having sex. He said they "made it easier." FML
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Today, my boyfriend used my love handles as ACTUAL love handles. FML
Today, my boyfriend grabbed my love handles. It tickled, so I giggled and squirmed out of his grip. He looked at me quizzically and said, "I'm surprised you still have feeling there with all that fat." FML
Today, my boyfriend was stroking my stomach and looking into my eyes. It was very romantic, until he grabbed my love handles and said, "Mmmm... bacon..." FML
Today, I was laying in bed with my boyfriend. He started caressing me, his eyes were closed, and he said, “I love touching your boobs.” Which was actually a roll of fat on my stomach. FML
Today, my boyfriend kept jiggling my fat rolls while we were cuddling. I was annoyed, and I told him he could at least go for my boobs instead. He instantly replied, "But these are bigger..." FML
Today, while lying in bed, my boyfriend reached over and pinched my love handles and said "Where did this muffin top come from?". Then he sang "Do you know the muffin man?" to me. FML
Today, my boyfriend gently pointed out that when we hug, it's our stomachs that touch first. FML
Today, while cuddling with my boyfriend, he started humping my leg and said, "I'm gonna hump the fatness out of you and make you beautiful." FML
Today, I was making out with my boyfriend and he was moving his hand from his thigh to my chest but on the way he sort of squeezed my stomach. When I asked him why he did that, he told me that "his fingers got stuck under my roll." FML
Today, while in bed, my fiancé rolled over in the dark and complimented me on my nice buttocks. He had actually grabbed a roll of back fat. FML
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Top comments
0RedPenguin0 8
They're handles... For when you're making love. I think he used them properly
sasoriakasuna 7
Yup they are called like that for a reason
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Comments (49)
delicious69 5
If he is going that hard that he needs to hang on count yourself lucky
kauaiian09 9
How is this an FML? Like everyone else said, they're called that for a reason!
angeluv_2014 22
I guess now you know why they're called "love handels".
subwaysurfers 13
The word is in the FML.....handles*
challan 19
Hold on and enjoy the ride!
zuzupetalsYO 11
Is he fat too?
newburton13 26
Why do you think they're called "love-handles"?
Futacy 30
uh, they're called LOVE-handles.
stoned_is 1
Like ninjadinos said "confidence is hot" but if it really bothers you, then do something about it. Youre in control of ur body ...
kitties_fml 12
Um...so?
MakingMirrors 3
My boyfriend does that all the time? They are called 'LOVE HANDLES' for a reason.. Calm down.