Love, Health and Awkward: Today, my boyfriend gently pointed out that when we hug, it's... - FML

By go fish - 08/07/2019 06:00

Today, my boyfriend gently pointed out that when we hug, it's our stomachs that touch first. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/10/2009 21:40 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend's head was on my lap. I bent down to kiss him. My stomach rolls got there first. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/10/2022 02:00

Today, I realized that the only time my boyfriend ever wants to hug me is just after he's let off a fart and wants to pull me into it. FML

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By LoveStruck- - 10/02/2010 07:29 - United States

Today, I hung out with my boyfriend for the first time in two weeks. We were cuddling on the couch when he suddenly stands up. I thought he was going to hug me, but then he turned around, pinned my shoulders back so I couldn't move, and farted in my face. FML

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By anonymous - 06/11/2010 22:37 - Canada

Today, while cuddling with my boyfriend in the dark, he grabbed onto a fat roll and asked, "Is this your stomach or boob?" I didn't have the heart to tell him it was a back roll. FML

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By June - 05/10/2010 04:47 - United States

Today, my boyfriend grabbed my love handles. It tickled, so I giggled and squirmed out of his grip. He looked at me quizzically and said, "I'm surprised you still have feeling there with all that fat." FML

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By Anonymous - 26/04/2021 11:00 - South Africa - Cape Town

Today, my boyfriend and I were playing around, tickling each other. He grabbed my stomach roll and told me it looked like a baguette. FML

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By marsbar - 15/03/2009 05:07 - United States

Today, I was making out with my boyfriend and he was moving his hand from his thigh to my chest but on the way he sort of squeezed my stomach. When I asked him why he did that, he told me that "his fingers got stuck under my roll." FML

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By ch4nny - 29/08/2014 01:47 - Australia - Sydney

Today, my boyfriend was stroking my stomach and looking into my eyes. It was very romantic, until he grabbed my love handles and said, "Mmmm... bacon..." FML

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By weirdlove - 23/01/2010 08:38 - Australia

Today, while my boyfriend and I were eating ice cream, he put his arm around me and began leaning in for what I thought was a kiss. Instead, he grabbed and began jiggling my stomach fat, along with making raspberry sounds. Once he was done, he did the same to my thighs. FML

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By justinherass - 28/03/2009 05:43 - Canada

Today, while lying in bed with my girlfriend, she was grabbing the fat on my stomach. I said to her, "Quit touching my fat!" She replied, "So don't touch you at all?" FML

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Mungolikecandy 19

Monday 8 July 2019 8:49

You can do something about that you know.

MidnaLink 33

Monday 8 July 2019 6:25

Yeah… and?

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MidnaLink 33

Monday 8 July 2019 6:25

Yeah… and?

Mungolikecandy 19

Monday 8 July 2019 8:49

You can do something about that you know.

RichardPencil 30

Monday 8 July 2019 14:15

Yeah, she needs to get a boob job!

Mungolikecandy 19

Monday 8 July 2019 17:37

That is indeed one option but Lola Ferrari style boob jobs are not healthy.

Henry8cooper 15

Monday 8 July 2019 15:58

To grow unattractive together secures a happy marriage forever - or at it least provides mutual confidence that noone will want the other 🤗

merican_redneck4 11

Monday 8 July 2019 17:22

Nothing wrong with that just more comfortable while cuddling

1gullible_bugger 33

Monday 8 July 2019 20:49

That's a common trend in North America.haha But now, you're more aware of it and can fix it if you're so inclined.

toxicMadame 7

Thursday 11 July 2019 6:55

At least he was gentle and caring

IHaveThePower 16

Tuesday 4 July 2023 7:54

So what? Unless you're experiencing ACTUAL illness from weight gain--and trust me, your doctor will tell you--being fat has little to no effect on your overall health. You're just comfier to hug and cuddle.

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