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Fwibblwfwabble 11
Does he like when it calls him big poppa?
EPKSPARTAN 15
Kinky Siri.
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Imma_Time_Lord 13
I don't get how this is a fml it didn't really affect you...
kaotic_angel88 24
As good as that sounds, its highly unlikely.
mags89 10
He's divorced and has three kids. All grown. He set it that way himself. He was a pretty good sport though and everyone laughed about it.
swanheart 35
Haha that's not so bad then! It could have been horrifying!
ChampagneMamii 8
Ha, he deserved it.
mags89 10
All of his children are grown. It would be super creepy if his kids set that.
ashweaver 12
Siri on point?
BlondePsycho 43
Where is the option to make siri talk dirty to you?
GreyTulip8763 13
I think we all need to know the answer to this question
lifesucks212 6
He probably has kids guys.
mags89 10
All of his kids are grown. It was not a child.
PeaceFull 3
I'm going to teach my Siri I am his master. Thank you OP for the great idea. Your boss is awesome.
mags89 10
You're welcome.
0mysteriousman0 22
That could have been somewhat awkward...
starile 20
Yep, sure Could've been awkward. Maybe awkward enough to put on an FML.