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Fwibblwfwabble 11
Does he like when it calls him big poppa?
EPKSPARTAN 15
Kinky Siri.
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ghetto_child 19
mine calls me stud muffin. it used to call me "ultra cool pimp daddy hoe slapper"
ChunkMissing 10
How is this an FML for you?
jkp1291 25
Siri calls me BottomBitch... I use the male Australian accent. I crack up every time.
tormcn 26
Faintly reminds me of the movie, 'Her'.
pubeboy 16
Sounds like somebody got laid
slothlover63 12
"Sorry, I didn't quite get that Daddy"
martin8337 36
Siri can be set up to call anyone daddy. Too bad most of us guys can't get our women to call us daddy.;) :).
starile 20
Judging by your comment, you probably have a hard time getting a woman, period.
Gauzy21 12
Who's your daddy!!
coldwar252 13
Quite possible his kids( if he has any) changed his contact information on his phone to daddy.
dncp1972 4
Siri calls me "Your majesty" LOL