Your story must start with “Today,” and end with “FML”. TXT language is forbidden and spelling mistakes hurt people’s eyeballs, so the use of either would result in the direct dismissal of your FML. Don’t use this space for discussions, advertising or spam, or for posting anything which isn’t an FML. Furthermore, it’s not possible to obtain badges by posting keywords, so stop believing things you’ve read on message boards. Don’t try reposting old FMLs, we’re not that daft.
Top comments
Fwibblwfwabble 11
Does he like when it calls him big poppa?
EPKSPARTAN 15
Kinky Siri.
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (99)
LittleMissShadow 16
Kinky.
makkarari 18
At least you now have some good blackmail material if you ever need!
Brandi_Faith 34
I would agree, except judging from the last FML where an employee tried to blackmail his boss, we know that never goes well. ;)
Daevas 18
The moment I see your FML on how well blackmailing goes, I'm going to YDI...
sureshadow 23
never heard of that fetish...
inspiringdeath 13
Siri calls me Princess.
rocketgurl 15
No one cares
ouijacorn 9
People have Siri call them all sorts of weird things for fun; lighten up.
born_hustla 26
Sounds like your boss get lonely!
aliftaqi 11
How is this related to your life whatsoever? Jesus.
sunnyskys 25
Right on DADDYO lol
fudgemylife98 10
Siri calls me daddy too ☺️☺️
Miss_Chevious 37
nobody cares
thatnewgirl 16
I wish there was a "he deserved it" button to press.