Today, my boss threw out the report I wrote for the board of directors. He said that if it were legal, he'd smash me in the balls with a brick for using Comic Sans. I had to do the whole thing again in another font with my coworkers snickering at me. FML
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Today, at work, I had to explain to a 50-year-old engineer that Comic Sans is not an acceptable font for a government contractor to use in a structural report. FML
Today, my boss made me type up my own written warning, where I had to trash myself and describe my own "shocking incompetence". All the department heads are going to receive a copy of this. FML
Today, my boss is writing me up for not signing a report before I left work. He refused to print the report that day, and I don't have access to the printers. FML
Today, I gave my boss a report I wrote on my own time, full of suggestions on how to increase productivity and profits at our company. He said my ideas made "about as much sense as pistol-whipping a ghost" and that I was impressing no one. FML
Today, my boss chewed me out for correcting several spelling and grammar mistakes in one of his reports. The words "Think you're so damn smart, don't ya?" were uttered. I'm his secretary, and proofreading his shit is part of my job. FML
Today, my boss asked me to send an email on his behalf with an important report attached. I've already received 3 responses from directors commenting on poor spelling and factual errors. I get paid 1/4 the salary of my boss and he can't even write properly. FML
Today, my boss yelled at me for ruining the report she was supposed to write with my "terrible spelling and grammar". I've checked it thoroughly, and all of her 'corrections' are wrong. She doesn’t believe me, and is refusing to look at a dictionary. FML
Today, my boss suspended me for laughing too hard at my desk and causing a big scene in front of our customers. I was laughing because he'd forwarded me a hilarious email. He was practically smirking as he handed me my official warning. FML
Today, my sexist, misogynistic boss showed me a new program we all have to use. After several minutes of him explaining it badly and belittling me for doing it wrong, I opened a sub-folder that showed that I CREATED THE PROGRAM. He walked away, then later wrote me up for "having a bad attitude." FML
Today, my boss wrote me up for saying "pissed" in front of a client. This is the same boss who nearly pissed himself laughing when a client made an extremely off-color Holocaust joke a few weeks ago, in front of half the department. FML
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adamo_erebus 26
I don't know what you were thinking, writing a report in comic sans and expecting people to take you seriously.
Clawsified 6
I created an account just to ask this: How high were you to think that Comic Sans is a professional enough font to use to send a report to the board of directors? Might as well throw in emoticons in your report. " LOL Our profits are in the toilet T_T :((("
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kwilson3103 11
How hard can that be? Just go to the saved document on your computer and change it. It will take thirty seconds! It's so easy to change a don't unless you didn't save it on the computer like a dumbass!
GirasolNegro 22
If your board of directors is made up of a group of little kids, Comic Sans would be fine, but for a group of professional, hard working Adults, Times New Roman or Arial are more appropriate.
nevermindthemind 18
might have used the wedding fonts as well
pharm121 21
I find this extremely hard to believe.....
Calfml2 8
ctrl+A , select a serious business font .... problem solved.
JCal585 8
But.. It says you're a man.. Why would you ever use comic sans?
SarcasticAvenger 9
Because doing Select All and choosing a different font is sooooooo hard to do. might take 20 seconds. but we wouldn't want that 20 seconds of work to cut into your time online.
MrCantgetright 4
quit your bitching, some people have real problems
Saraishi 25
That was extreme but... comic sans? Seriously, OP? If there is a font you don't use to write serious documents is comic sans. Also, why rewrite it? Just change the font. Unless you didn't save the document.... As you write, click save. Always. Or this happens. OP....
slipstreak 10
Three words. Times New Roman.