Today, my boss gave me the job of dealing with the guys doing the roofing at our store. His reasoning is that since we're all Hispanic, I'm perfect for the job because "You guys all know each other." FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, my boss told me that he’d hired me because he thought I looked intelligent. He then went on to say that it was about time that I proved that I was. FML
Today, my boss told me that people from work have been complaining about me. Apparently, I'm not doing part of their jobs for them, and the other manager sometimes does. FML
Today, my co-worker and I were having a conversation in Russian. Our boss overheard us talking, shouted, "I know you're talking about me! I speak Spanish too!" and threatened to fire us. FML
Today, my boss said to me: 'You know, our competitors are also hiring!' FML
Today, it's job interview day. In the elevator on the way there, I overheard potential candidates talking about the boss of the company, mocking his alleged lack of credibility. Who's the boss? Me. They don't know that yet. FML
Today, at my new job, I walked into the office to hear my supervisor and HR manager talking about how, "the new guy isn't very smart, but we can get him to do the shit work for a couple weeks." Gee, thanks. FML
Today, my coworker, who keeps calling me Mexican even though she knows I'm not, is telling everyone that I act like a bitch to our boss, even though she's the one who is always contradicting and fighting with her, and I always try to keep everything professional. No other jobs are calling me back. FML
Today, I found out that a co-worker of mine that I had originally hired, trained, and mentored to work in my department for the past 4 years had just got the promotion that I had applied for. He is now my boss. FML
Today, I got fired from my job. My boss is my brother. His reason being that, "it would create awkward tension between us." I've been working for him for 5 years, and it's like he's only just realised that I was there. FML
Today, I found out my boss hired literally the only person in this town who is an ex-boyfriend. I also work with my current boyfriend. FML
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Top comments
MrSassypants 34
I am also Hispanic. That's so wrong of your boss to assume that about us... anyways, see you at bowling this Sunday, OP.
stephenfranklin 15
Takes Juan to know Juan
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Comments (62)
iiTzNeeNerz 26
Some people are so dense. Being hispanic myself, I try not to let comments like that get to me. Anyway, are you still coming over for tacos later?
JMichael 26
Can I come?
Steve95401 49
I would come over but I can't get my lowrider started.
Tarlachia 33
Call your homeboys. They'll bring their cousin Jesús to come help fix the ride!
dragonkisses28 25
I too am Hispanic, and I want to come!!! But my pool float has a leak and I don't want to drown trying to cross over. Maybe next time vato. I'll bring the Coronas and limes.
TheBelt 19
Nah, I think I'll stick with my tamales.
RA91 26
HAHA!! This entire thread of comments is just flat out priceless!!! I'll bring the cheese and beans!!
RockstarJAy 16
I personally prefer chalupas.
tranced_ 45
knowing eachother and knowing the job are two different things but your boss is a bit too judgmental and probably a racist?
gintwinsmoore 20
you think, #12???
aylind 18
Oh don't you just love stereotypes and ignorance -_-
trellz17 19
It's funny cause it's true.
michiganfool32 9
Well... Did you know them?
buckdharma 38
Two Hispanics have a car accident. Instead of "road rage," they start working on each others cars. True story, op.
gintwinsmoore 20
all I can say to that is ******* wow!!!!
gracehi 33
This reminds me if that movie with Meg Ryan, "French Kiss." "All men are bastards" "So this man who stole your luggage he was..." "A bastard." "Yes, but..." "A euro trash in Armani kind of bastard." "Ah, I know him." "Of course you know him. All you bastards know each other "
FutBol_Fan_30 29
That's not racist at all *sarcasm drips from mouth*
thebigpimpblimp 5
I honestly didnt mean to put "you deserved it," because im hispanic, too