Today, my boss declared total bankruptcy of the company and I lost my job. The good news is my coworkers and I all received McDonald's 10%-off coupons. They expired in 2003. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boss announced that instead of holiday bonuses being on the cards, the company is going under and we'll all be out of a job next year. FML
Today, my boss got a promotion and I got laid off. FML
Today, I was just a few days away from starting the training for my promotion to management, which involved a healthy pay raise and full time benefits. Today, news came down that the company is filing for bankruptcy. FML
Today, at work, I was fired from my job for being too "forward" to my boss. All I did was get him coffee and a biscuit from McDonald's to celebrate his 15-year anniversary working there. FML
Today, at the job I've had for eight years, I finally got the raise I was supposed to get a year ago. One hour later I found out the store was closing and we were all out of a job in two weeks. FML
Today, the store I work at got shut down and I got let go. Three days ago I got a promotion and a raise. FML
Today, it's my birthday, and my coworkers gave me a $75 gift card to a restaurant chain near my house. Later in the evening, I found out the chain of restaurants abruptly closed. All of them. FML
Today, my company is doing so bad that I had to take down my symbolic first dollar so that I could buy a roll of crackers for dinner. FML
Today, I was fired from my job over a coupon a coworker offered me for bonus reward points. Apparently, it wasn't one I was entitled to. I never even looked at the coupon and assumed it was fine since they offered it to me. FML
Today, my boss told me they were letting me go because they "could no longer afford to pay me." Never mind the catered lunch they had the day before, which cost more than a week's worth of my salary. FML
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Top comments
HowieDoIt 21
Solution? Create a time travel machine, go back in time and save your company. Keep the coupons and use them in 2003, go back to now and be rich. You're welcome!
123amanda123 14
awe:( sorry you lost your job op.
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Comments (72)
4x4kid 7
Not the McDonald's!!!!!!
maxhhh 18
Just find a DeLorean and go 88mph! You'll have your job and McDonalds in no time.
oj101 33
Even if I could have a discount, I still wouldn't touch that stuff. If you think about what McDonalds non-food is made from, it's pretty disgusting.
BrittNic0le 9
So I take it you're not "lovin' it..."
alexmac222 17
Don't you just love this country?!
dane18 12
You can use it to light a fire in a barrel when you lose your house because you cant pay the mortgage because you lost your job
underthesea12 24
Did you get a time machine too?
VoodooPriestess 16
Aren't you glad everyone's saying the economy's picking up?
yellowzinnias 20
The problem is misrepresentation of statistics. What they don't tell you is that they're measuring unemployment by "job seeking activity." What's actually going down is NOT unemployment, but job seeking. Most of those people aren't being employed, but giving up finding a job and often settling for government assistance.
worldclassrager 41
I sure hope you can find a new job soon...
Mirakledba 10
sorry bud :(