ChrisC
United States
Today, my boss came to my cubicle to give me my annual performance bonus. I was asleep at my desk. FML
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Sleepy
Hayes, United Kingdom
Today, I fell asleep at my desk. It's bad enough that it was for 45 minutes and that I was snoring. What makes it worse? My boss woke me up. FML
Dan
Bye bye
Today, I fell asleep at work. I got woke up by my boss with a coffee and a referral letter. FML
sleepytime
United States
Today, I was really, REALLY tired at work. I went to the restroom to take a little break, and must have dozed off, because I was awoken by my boss, knocking on the door of the stall. Apparently, I had been snoring. FML
Anonymous
Charlottetown, Canada
Today, everyone at the office was finally presented with the bonuses our boss had promised to pay us by the end of last year. Turns out he was never authorized to promise any such thing, so he ended up just giving us signed "thank you" letters instead. FML
missedfistbump
United States
Today, I was talking to my boss and he said I was awesome. He went to fist bump me and I missed. FML
Coach
United States
Today, I was woken up from a phone call from my boss. He asked if I had been asleep. I told him I wasn't, that I was in my car on the way to work. Then my alarm went off. FML
Shameonme
This FML is from back in 2008 but it's good stuff
Morocco
Day terrors
Today, I yelled out while I was asleep. However, I was sleeping during a very important meeting with customers and my boss. FML
XoXonedirectionXoXo
Eden Prairie, United States
Today, I fell asleep while on the toilet at work. When I woke up, I tried to quietly sneak back to my desk, only to be caught by my boss. He immediately sent me packing and gave his "best wishes" for me in the unemployment line. FML
Anonymous
Cedar Park, United States
Today, I worked 24 hours straight fixing my company's servers. After it was over, I breathed a huge sigh of relief and promptly fell asleep at my desk. My boss found me an hour later, refused to listen to me, and fired me for sleeping on the job. FML
lukey101
Australia
Most likely
Today, I had my half-year performance review. My boss arrived 15 minutes late, paid basically no attention to my presentation, and left 30 minutes early. I guess I’ll go fuck myself then. FML
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Fisshie 0
What would suck more is if you were dreaming of getting the big bonus and woke up to a sticky-note on you forehead saying "YOU'RE FIRED!".
kdawg86 0
presumably your bonus was around $5
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shewasalmost18 0
i bet he tea-bagged you and put one of his pubes lightly on your tongue
americayay 0
#11, ew. and it's not that bad if you have a SPECTACULAR reason and it's not normal behavior for you.
Stacia 0
i moderated this one.
Cloudy_fml 0
Whoop-dee-do
saze_fml 0
Well done you. Your ticker tape parade and award ceremony is tomorrow and you will be glad to know it will be broadcast worldwide for everyone to see and hold you up as their infallible idol from this day forth
chocoLIFE_fml 2
at #1: haha, good one (^_^) And people should not be sleeping when at working
plexico 3
I hope he shredded up your check and used the shreds to make a little pillow for you. Wouldn't that have been sweet?
Da_Gov 0
That would've been thoughtful
Karpolo 0
It would be a small pillow unless he/she gets those really big cardboard checks.
darkmis1 17
so im guessing you didnt get that bonus, huh?
macc55 2
shit, your lucky to even still have a job
genius_girl16 0
OKAY SO YOU SLEPT. DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT. IN SOUTH GEORGIA ISLAND SLEEPING AT WORK IS REQUIRED. I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT ANY LITTLE SPANISH SIESTA I MEAN FULL ON SLEEP AT WORK THEY EVEN SUPPLY THOSE COOL PILLOWS THAT ARE IN THE SKY MALL MAGAZINE (THE ONES THAT YOU LEAN FORWARD ON TO THE PILLOW). I AM COMPLETELY SERIOUS. HERE IS WHAT I MEAN IF YOUR CONFUSED. http://thefulmerazzi.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/travel-pillow.jpg. AND CONGRATS ON YOUR BONUS!
americayay 0
You're an idiot. Stop posting stupid fake comments on South Georgia Island, loser.
tylenol123 0
that where ever u live must be worse than detroit lol
feven 32
Were the capital letters really necessary? Use your indoor voice.
ithedarkknight 0
no FyL for workin in a cubicle i mean i couldnt do it i guess for the first few weeks it would seem cool but after that i would be paranoid because i would feel claustrophobic like omg the world is sinkin in i cant breath shit im die... i would have to move around lol
PimpDaddyT 0
everyone takes breaks but sleeping on the job? YDI