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Today, my body-building addiction hit a whole new level when I begged my friend to sell me her breast milk. FML

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Wish I could like that comment.. xD ^^

Lemurcat 12

Op, if she doesn't like the idea, don't keep pushing it on her. It doesn't matter how perfect breast milk is, friends come first. If she's uncomfortable and doesn't want to sell, lay off.

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r_bruce69 19

How did you not detect anything wrong with that as you said it? YDI

Fitzinator1995 13

buy some similac or something.

rebellionwars 11

Nothing you say, is working.

My question is how the friends BF/husband is taking this. Seriously dude that's pathetic get some help for addiction, it ain't healthy.

Damn, you have no respect for a lady.

Do you look like a cloud yet?

Breast you take an more relaxed form of growth hormones my friend. You might just go to far and become a cloud.

There are other options you know... *sees a goat minding its own business. looks nervously but yet seductively at the goat's breast*

Udder. And he would have to fight her kids for it. :)

sarcasticzilla 9

Gotta love them boobies

Oh, don't be a baby. Suck it up.

I think I speak on behalf of the whole FML community when I say we appreciate your insightful and thought provoking comment. Keep em' coming! :D