Health: Today, my body-building addiction hit a whole new level when... - FML

By DOCMONROE - 30/09/2013 22:51 - United States - Marion

Today, my body-building addiction hit a whole new level when I begged my friend to sell me her breast milk. FML

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FiFiLovee 26

Tuesday 1 October 2013 16:03

Wish I could like that comment.. xD ^^

Lemurcat 12

Tuesday 1 October 2013 16:14

Op, if she doesn't like the idea, don't keep pushing it on her. It doesn't matter how perfect breast milk is, friends come first. If she's uncomfortable and doesn't want to sell, lay off.

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ilanie04 16

Saturday 25 April 2015 6:05

Drink Almond milk

dannnngthatsux 19

Thursday 17 September 2015 23:59

C'mon girl, hand it over, wait I'll just get it straight from the spigot!!!

allycat1297 14

Thursday 22 October 2015 1:49

Dude that's weird ?

iseebearbears 27

Tuesday 5 January 2016 17:40

After reading all the comments, I can't help but wonder..who the hell is Arnold?!

3yellowzebras 19

Tuesday 5 January 2016 20:36

If you were local to me I'd happily sell you breast milk. But I'm in England and it doesn't travel well.

the_best_ethan 10

Wednesday 6 January 2016 1:58

WTF!!!!! Bro; just go on a run.

TAntobella 14

Wednesday 6 January 2016 14:02

So you are so obsessed over your appearance that you are ready to ruin friendships for it. That's a very bad sign OP, it's time to question yourself and your priorities. Seek psychological help.

8djht8 19

Thursday 7 January 2016 21:16

Its just a conversation that is meant to be in person not via text.

ItsTrikkie 2

Sunday 10 January 2016 4:01

How did bodybuilding lead to wanting Breast Milk??!! XD

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