By DOCMONROE - 30/09/2013 22:51 - United States - Marion

Today, my body-building addiction hit a whole new level when I begged my friend to sell me her breast milk. FML
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Lemurcat 12

Op, if she doesn't like the idea, don't keep pushing it on her. It doesn't matter how perfect breast milk is, friends come first. If she's uncomfortable and doesn't want to sell, lay off.

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dannnngthatsux 19

C'mon girl, hand it over, wait I'll just get it straight from the spigot!!!

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iseebearbears 27

After reading all the comments, I can't help but wonder..who the hell is Arnold?!

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3yellowzebras 19

If you were local to me I'd happily sell you breast milk. But I'm in England and it doesn't travel well.

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TAntobella 14

So you are so obsessed over your appearance that you are ready to ruin friendships for it. That's a very bad sign OP, it's time to question yourself and your priorities. Seek psychological help.

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8djht8 19

Its just a conversation that is meant to be in person not via text.

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ItsTrikkie 2

How did bodybuilding lead to wanting Breast Milk??!! XD

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