DOCMONROE
Marion, United States
Today, my body-building addiction hit a whole new level when I begged my friend to sell me her breast milk. FML
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FiFiLovee 26
Wish I could like that comment.. xD ^^
Lemurcat 12
Op, if she doesn't like the idea, don't keep pushing it on her. It doesn't matter how perfect breast milk is, friends come first. If she's uncomfortable and doesn't want to sell, lay off.
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chuka81 27
Nothing like fresh breast milk to help build the body, and make you grow big and strong. You're a douchebag, OP.
mangoboy1 19
Why is he a douchebag?
TheDrifter 24
He's begging his friend to sell him the milk her body produces to feed her child in order to feed his narcissistic need for ever more muscle mass.
mcknjack 14
I think the saying "Milk - It Does A Body Good" is not referring to breast milk.
goose12321 11
Unless you're a newborn.
QuietLittleMouse 7
It sort of is. Just not *human* breast milk. Drinking any milk is actually pretty gross, if you really think on it.
AmorVitae93 6
sounds more like a fetish
ozone357 4
I hope she said no...
TONY000 8
What did the FML say? Hmm?
BrookRae 19
It never said she said no.
caro1ina48 13
I actually considered taking some of my wife's (we have 6 week old) but I didn't want to steal from my son. She is starting to produce way more than needed as her milk supply is increasing. Whey better than the protein shakes I take now after the gym...
roopstetter 7
if she is producing a lot, more than needed, you should try some. or she can pump the access and donate it to y'alls local hospital for women with babies in nicu that are unable to breastfeed.
WellThatSucked89 13
Bahaha. Is it really WHEY better?
GideonRexx 6
I just do it for the kink ??
worldclassrager 41
I really don't want to know why...unless you cannot afford milk them I can understand a bit...a small bit...
TONY000 8
He offered $80.... How the hell can he not afford milk?
yenze 18
Where does it say he offered $80 for it?
ElizabethNL93 20
83- I was thinking the same thing until I realized that Smoxxii said that OP offered her $80 when he was telling his version of the story as a reply to comment number one.
Ki11erC 18
I have heard of easier was to get to suck on someone's breasts than this if I'm honest.... Lol
KingreX32 21
wow indeed. I'm here trying to imagine how that conversation went down.
freezeangel 11
I don't even know what to say
perdix 31
In free-market capitalism, why should the baby get all the milk for free? It's not like it bought the cow. The baby needs to get a job, like the ETrade baby, and pay it's own way! Then, mommy can sell her milk to lunkheads.