Today, my best friend and I came home from Japan. Her boyfriend and I have been having an affair before I left so I decided not to tell him she was coming with me. We just got off the plane and got a bite to eat, he was waiting for me so he could propose, my best friend was standing next to me. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I left for a one and a half month trip to Japan with my boyfriend. He promptly broke up with me the first night in the hotel. When asked why he couldn't have waited until the trip was over, he said he didn't want to create "false memories." FML
Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend. I told her best friend the plan the day before. I got reservations to a restaurant on the beach, and we were going to arrive via boat. She never showed. Her parents called me asking why she left town to go to Paris. FML
Today, I went on a double date with my bestfriend. At the end of the night, her boyfriend gave her a long kiss, and texted her 5 minutes after we left to say he missed her already. My boyfriend picked his nose, then gave me a fist bump as a goodbye. FML
Today, I introduced the girl I was talking to my best friend, and we all hung out. Until this day, her and I were doing great. After my friend left, she started gushing about how hot he is. He wasn't hitting on her at all. I reminded her that, and that he has a girlfriend. She was calm, but visibly upset. FML
Today, my wife and I both spent a weekend away separately with our close friends. However, we ran into each other, unplanned, at the airport. She was with her girls and I was with my girlfriend. FML
Today, after three years of dating, my boyfriend finally proposed. To my best friend. FML
Today, I had to help my best friend plan his upcoming date with the girl he doesn't know I'm secretly in love with. FML
Today, I invited over my best friend, whom I've loved for over a year, since she had to tell me "something important". I got excited and thought she was going to tell me she loved me too. She ended up coming out to me, and wanted to know if I would meet her girlfriend. FML
Today, I flew home early from a two-month trip to Europe to surprise my boyfriend on his birthday. When I got to his house with a home baked cake from scratch and a quilt with silk-screened pictures from my trip, his roommate answered the door and said, "Oh sorry, he's out with his girlfriend." FML
Today, I went to the movies with a girl I like, then we went to grab a bite afterwards. She spent most of the time telling me how much she dislikes my best friend because he hooked up with a new girl. I then found out the two had been "talking" for a while. FML
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fleg 9
you're the worst kind of person.
sarah8909 0
What your friend didn't mention a trip to Japan to him either? And he decided to get engaged to you without even breaking it off with her? And when he saw you coming off the plane he didn't notice his girlfriend right next to you? FAIL
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brightandsunny 0
and you have the nerve to claim to be her best friend.....boo you *****! actually, I think you would make a great couple with her boyfriend, you're both horrible excuses for people.
Karebears101460 0
Wow. You're a douche nipple. How can you call her your best friend when you're ******* her boyfriend? Youre an absolute bitch! FHL. She's better off without you two in her life. And why the hell are you fml-ing about this? So you can hear more people call you a ****? You're going to end up in the streets, ******* lonely men behind dumpsters for money. How could you be such a heartless monster? I hope you two get married, then live long with the guilt. Oh no wait, nevermind. You couldn't have guilt since you've already been satisfying the guy. This is so pathetic. You're a low-life. No, your WORSE than that because she was your so-called 'best friend'. I hope you to douche bags have a nice ******* life.
EmmaMarieCullen 0
JERRY!! JERRY!! JERRY!!
iateyourcookie 7
Seriously? THIS is a FML? You've been cheating and it's a 'fml' moment? Wow I hope the both of them ditch you, OP.
pawpaw1995 0
You are the worst best friend a person can have...you shouldn't even be seen as a friend either...I hope that happens to you!
PrincessLily8402 11
Wow, ur an "awesome" best friend. You deserve to be with that asshole cheating loser.
Hiropon 0
糞！ばかじゃない！ （・＿・）
tiftif567 0
um what a friend you are selfish bitch-*****
chungy92 5
your such a bitch I hate people like you
honeyandryce 0
haha nice! you guys are made for each other and know this, he cheated with you therefore he has a propensity towards cheating, which heightens the risk that eventually he will cheat on you too. Wow that fact must really suck for you!