Today, my 8 year old son asked me why he had to make his bed everyday if he would just use it again. I replied with, "You flush the toilet even though you're going to use it again, right?" He said, "Good point." Now he's not making his bed or flushing the toilet. FML
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Today, my teenage son informed me that when he’s too lazy to walk to the bathroom, he uses the kitchen sink as a toilet. I use that sink every day to wash vegetables for my family's dinner. He doesn't see a problem with this. FML
Today, my 2-year-old son figured out that if he takes his pull-up off and DOESN'T go on the potty, he can pee all over things. FML
Today, the 4 year-old I was babysitting came up to me all happy, saying she went to the bathroom like a "big girl." Knowing she was just potty trained, I asked if she'd remembered to flush. Looking at me confused, she said, "But it's in my room." FML
Today, my boyfriend accused me of making an FML about him. I let him know that if I were going to make an FML, it would be about how he doesn’t flush the toilet after he uses it. He responded by not flushing the toilet again this morning. FML
Today, my 7-year-old son proudly announced that he had laid an egg during the night. I checked. He'd simply shat the bed. FML
Today, I finally confronted my daughter about never using air freshener after she poops. She said, "But I thought flushing made the smell go away!" She's 15 and she actually believed this. FML
Today, my son learned how to use the toilet for the first time. He was so excited he started peeing on the floor. FML
Today, my 17 year-old son has been using his phone on the toilet. Every time he poops, he takes his phone to the bathroom. Why does he need his phone to use the bathroom? He uses the toilet with his phone. FML
Today, I cleaned my 21 year-old son's bedroom from top to bottom. When he got home from work all he could do was complain that the clothes that were on his "floordrobe"’ were "only worn once." This was my only day off, so why do I bother? FML
Today, my youngest son, for the third time, decided that the toilet is not where he wants to go to the bathroom. This wouldn't be an issue if he wasn't also squatting in the yard to take a dump. FML
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gracehi 33
Next time go with, "You eat even though you'll have to eat again, right?" That's how my mom handled that question. I still didn't make my bed, but at least I didn't starve myself.
ilytyvm 25
A for effort. It was a noble effort, OP.
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Comments (73)
TomeDr 25
So glad I raised girls!
slyde32 12
because girls never pull any sneaky stunts like this, only boys are hard to raise
nitrog100 21
You can't convince someone to make their bed using logic, because it's an illogical activity.
lefsetang 15
That kid is going places.
sjbartholome 14
Well that was stupid what you said.
swedeNix 13
Flush and make the bed or no dessert for a week
bals4444 3
Lel get shit on there's no point in making your bed
xxnick2dmaxx 9
Could've been worse. At least he didn't decide it'd be easiest to shit in the bed and not make it.
noah_1234 24
and thats why you think before you speak
GnaR_KiLL5150 12
You can't argue with good logic
leidymedinaf 13
You can always tell him "then why do you eat if you're going to be hungry anyways" and I bet he's not gonna stop eating