Anonymous
United States
Today, my 6-year-old daughter threw a tantrum in the middle of a store, all because I wouldn't buy her a pushup bra. FML
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john doe
Portland, United States
Stranger danger
Today, my 6 year-old daughter got mad at me for not buying her yet another expensive doll. I had to pull her away, and she started screaming for help. The next thing I know, another shopper puts me in a chokehold and calls for security, all while my daughter smirks. FML
Anonymous
Wokingham, United Kingdom
Today, after having bought my daughter a complete set of new school clothes, she threw a tantrum and refused to wear them. I told her she could either wear them, or go to school naked. She made if half-way down the street in the nude before I caught up and dragged her back inside. FML
Zora
Bergen, Norway
Today, while shopping, my six-year-old son threw a tantrum because I wouldn't buy him a video game. I ended up having to grab his arm and leave the store. He screamed that I was kidnapping him, at which point I was socked in the face and pinned to the floor by three bystanders. FML
DocShadow
New York, United States
Today, my 4-year-old daughter stood up to a bully in the mall. I was the one who was getting bullied. FML
Herdad
United States
Today, my two year old daughter did not want to leave the toy store, when I picked her up she started screaming at the top of her lungs, "YOU'RE NOT MY DADDY!". FML
Anonymous
United States
Not now!
Today, I was in a department store with my three year old daughter to buy some new jeans. I took her into the dressing room with me and as I began to take off my pants she yells, "Mommy, you can't go peepee in here!!" I am no longer welcome in that particular store. FML
BadMom
No more bring your kids to work days
Today, I took my 6 year-old to work. A normally docile child, she chased me around with her toy - beating me with it while all my colleagues watched - not stopping despite me requesting her to. When she finally lost said toy, she threw a huge tantrum. Guess who's banned from my office. FML
Unsanitary
United Kingdom
Today, my daughter spent three hours crying and having a temper tantrum over being forced to have a bath after four days without one. My daughter is 16. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I had to profusely apologize to a woman after my six year old son decided to crawl between her legs at the supermarket, then look up her skirt and loudly ask why she didn't have any panties on. FML
99jellybean
Rochester, United States
Today, a girl in my class threw a temper tantrum. Why? Because she wanted my seat. We're in high school. FML
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Stylux_fml 16
Please tell me you had the common sense not to give in to her?
TheNewMirage 10
I think I speak for the entire fml community when I say that I really REALLY hope you did not give in.
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yellowaholic 25
That's when you take her home and tell her if she can't behave herself them she can't be in public.
Coltrain1223 8
Miley Cyrus will do that to your children
missd420 16
What is she expecting to push up?
smilefreak 8
A "push up" bra is to push up what you already have. A 6yr old doesn't have anything to push up.
ZackL624 5
We don't beat our kids enough anymore...
alijo13 11
And this is what's wrong with the world.
keerththana 13
What has the world come to..
grunt_fml 17
The good thing is that you can tell this story to EVERY boyfriend she will bring home in a couple of years.
abylaunch 10
When I was 11 I asked my mom from the next aisle over if I could get a wonder ball ( a type of candy ) and she yelled "What? Why would you need a wonder bra?" I was very emberresed.
Ksweety_fml 27
Lmao