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ManchotDesAndes Bezons, France

Today, my 3-year-old daughter came along, pointing a finger at me. I pretended to eat it by putting it in my mouth. She then said to me with disgust, "Why are you eating my booger?" Ah, that explains the saltiness… FML

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You always look at the fingers when they come toward you! Always! You can't trust those little minions!

At least it wasn't poo

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The saltier the better!!

You NEVER put a kid's fingers in your mouth! Christ alone knows where they've been!