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ManchotDesAndes Bezons, France

Today, my 3-year-old daughter came along, pointing a finger at me. I pretended to eat it by putting it in my mouth. She then said to me with disgust, "Why are you eating my booger?" Ah, that explains the saltiness… FML

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You always look at the fingers when they come toward you! Always! You can't trust those little minions!

At least it wasn't poo

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Ew, I'm sorry but this is so bad?

Did it taste like chicken. Everything taste like chicken LOL. Sorry that's nasty you should never put children's fingers or anything for that matter in you're mouth if you haven't seen where it came from.

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nialls_girl 13

Always check before doing something like that. She is three after all. YDI

It would have been pretty shitty if it was shit

obvious comment is obvious

This should probably be in the kids section instead of the love section

Kids.... gotta love them :) it's a YDI though for not looking first

Why would you lick a child's finger in the first place?

Ew that's disgusting. I would wash my mouth out with soap

Kids are disgusting. Why would you put their finger in your mouth?